Want My Little Ring Of Mushrooms

✋🗿he's raising his hand

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

What a terrible omen you are

Whenever I read a comma in text I actually speed up, fuck you and your ideas of pacing and emphasis

Throw cheese at a cat. It will satisfy a deep desire for splab

Groundhog day sequel where they realize they're in a time loop because of their Duolingo streak

I think it's funny that we constantly paint humans as being either the worst species in a lot of science fiction media or the most stupid and naive when compared to aliens.

I wonder if there are aliens out there who depict their own species in similar ways to us.

How strong was the current, if they were only 4 inches tall I bet it wouldn't need to be that strong

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams

rb to have super gay 2026

rb to have a super gay 2023

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

Warforfed wizard

Some swampy water,

Blood of lamb...

I cast a curse:

2 gigs of RAM!!!!