Lechonk Would've Been So Much More Memorable If It's Evolution Was An Anthro Macho Pig

Well I don't know can you swim in lava?

I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

*muffled angry screaming of the iPhone/android high volume warning*

someone needs to remind me to turn down my music sometimes istg

Chatgpt loves under the quaint stone bridge

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

Save space for what?

A masterpiece of literarure

I haven’t done anything for 4 hours but watch whatever cartoon loads up next so anyways there’s a whole episode of american dad bout klaus the fish dating an ancient malevolent wraith

You look like you'd be easily manipulated into breaking the great chain of being

Taski Maiden my dear little thing I have extracted some of your animations because I love you <3

Victorian period drama but they say modern slang

Now imagine a little German girl

She's a fucking pyramid with steps for some reason

This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke

My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!