I Wanna See His Ass But I Don't Even Know How To Play Solitaire

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

The plural of bug is actually buggy

i need to draw images

DnD creature ide: the uncommoner

Five pebbles is that you?

Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

I'm way more moisturised than you'll ever be bitch boy

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i love poison omelette

Wow I also saw a bug today, and a seagull

it's getting warmer and I just saw a bug. I'm so excited you guys. I'm so excited. I love bugs. they came back. they're back dude, I'm so excited

This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke

My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!

That's called an execution sweaty

sex where i crush all ur organs by repeatedly jumping on you full force with my feet

I wanna make a rain world reference from your name but I did not look into ANY of the nsh lore

To be fair, there isn't much canon NSH lore. Have you played Spearmaster's campaign yet? There are (spoiler) some pretty funny conversations between SRS ans NSH

I find it kinda funny how much we all like NSH despite there being like a few lines of dialog and one art of him in the entire game.

Videocult just went "this guy's name is No Significant Harassment" and the fanbase immediately decided that this chaos goblin is awesome, and we were very much correct, NSH is awesome.

Anyways, sorry for the rant, I just love NSH