This Is Crazy

So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

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The fic Is where marinette goes to gotham, she's friends with Chloe and something happens I think an earthquake or something. But Marinette helps the Wayne's rebuild gotham. It was I think daminette and had Tom and Sabine salt.

Some class 1-H headcanons for peace of mind:

Hanabusa watches nature documentaries to calm down.

Endomoto really likes trains and railways of all kinds

Hanabusa makes his own tea leaves. Endomoto likes to help harvest them. Hanabusa enjoys the company.

The entire class let a bunch of slinkies loose down the stairs, but Power Loader covered for them, saying that it was for "experimental purposes"

Hatsume isn't the only reason why Power Loader has a few more gray hairs since the start of the year.

Bushida really hates sudden loud noises.

It reminds him too much of when he lost his leg.

This puts a tiny strain on his and Hatsume's friendship at first, but Hatsume tries to tone down the noise, and eventually, Bushida gets used to it.

Daguchi knits, and when he concentrates, he stays awake for hours, just steadily knitting.

Tucker likes lavender ice cream.

Chinen's parents are divorced, and she hasn't seen her mother in a very long time.

Chinen and Hatsume did not get along for a good chunk of their first year, mainly due to creative/personality differences.

Despite Tucker's quiet and shy nature, she really likes dressing pastel colours.

Endomoto had a crush on Chinen around the beginning of first year, but ultimately realised that he likes her better as a friend.

Daguchi, Tucker, Hatsume, and Hanabusa are the sarcasm team of class 1-H

Chinen, Endomoto, and Bushida are the "Kill 'em with kindness" trio

They're a very tight-knit group; mainly because they're a small class.

When Endomoto isn't concentrating, sometimes little puffs of steam escape from his mouth.

Hatsume goes to Hanabusa and Tucker to get her locs retwisted.

Chinen has a horrible vendetta against pomegranates. Nobody knows why, and they're afraid to ask.

Hanabusa is very close with his grandmother. In contrast, Chinen is very close to her grandfather.

Hatsume's eyes glow in the dark. She has scared everyone in her class at least once, just by sitting in the dark kitchen of the dorms.

Their heights go from this order (tallest to shortest):

Bushida, Hanabusa, Tucker, Daguchi, Endomoto, Hatsume, Chinen.

Daguchi tends to lean on people a lot. Taller or shorter, it doesn't matter.

Endomoto cannot tie his tie properly, and it drives Daguchi insane.

He has a bit of a baby face

Tucker gestures with her hands a lot when she speaks.

It's very difficult to tell when Tucker and Hanabusa are joking.

Bushida is pretty tall and intimidating, but he has the personality of a golden retriever.

Out of all the students, Daguchi has the most connections to the upperclassmen, which everyone else is mystified with.

They have all called Power Loader "Dad" on purpose at least once.

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Ninjago, Dragons, music, writing and anime

"Ah, Sundays." Aizawa sighed contently. "Where school's not in session and I can relax and catch up on my shows." His ears picked up the sound of someone running up to his door. He sighed. "And right on cue," Shouta went to answer the door. "A loud blond comes to ruin my peace."

"Eraserhead!" Mt. Lady in an odd state of undress, "You gotta help me! Deku found me banging his mom!"

Shouta could feel the oncoming headache. "And why are you here?" He seethed.

"I wanna keep banging his mom."

"Right, why did I expect anything different." Shouta rubbed his temples. "Guest room's the third door on the right."

"Thanks, Eraserhead!" Mt. Lady said as she rushed down the hall.

Shouta closed the door before it was knocked on again. He opened the door to find his friend, Kayama Nemuri, the Pro Hero Midnight. "You better not also be fucking Midoriya's mother."

"Shouta!" Kayama gasped, "I would never!" She paused. "Now, Bakugou's mother…"

"Bakugou Mitsuki is married." Shouta frowned.

"Oh, Masaru's well aware." Nemuri winked.

"Disgusting. Hide under my couch."

"You got it!"

Shouta tried to close the door, but caught sight of Miruko rushing at his apartment, so he simply opened the door wider. "Please tell me you're not boning one of my student's mothers." He drawled.

"Nope!" Miruko grinned.

Shouta quirked an eyebrow.

"I'm boning Todoroki Fuyumi!" Miruko guffawed.

"Bathroom's the door on the left." Shouta sighed, pointing a thumb down the hall.

"Nice, you're a bro!" Miruko grinned, before running down the hall.

Shouta sighed before closing his door, only for three of his students to crash through his window, only one of them characteristically angry. The other two were uncharacteristically angry.

"Problem children-" Shouta began before they all started screaming over one another.

"Mt. Lady-"

"Midnight-"

"Miruko-"

"My mom-"

"MY FOLKS-"

"My sister-"

The door slammed open behind Shouta, and Fukukado Emi, the bane of his existence, strode in. "Eraser!" She announced, "I'm back from the home for troubled women!"

"Checking in, I hope." Shouta muttered.

"Nope! I was meeting troubled women!" Fukukado laughed. "And let me tell you about this real beaut of a babe I met in room 319-"

"Wait," Todoroki stopped her, "Did this woman have white hair and brown eyes?"

"Yep!" Fukukado replied happily, "How'd you know about lil' Rei? You her brother?"

Todoroki inhaled through his nose, then turned to Shouta. "Aizawa-sensei, permission to blow up the apartment?"

"Fuck it, go nuts."

"Thank you."

There was a cold snap, a flare of fire, and the apartment exploded.

And then it exploded again.

And once more, for good measure.

Little acrobat Dick Grayson seeing his new lanky, 6’1 foster dad for the first time and immediately labeling him as Climbable TM:

He likes riding on his shoulders everywhere because it gives him a good view of the street.

Sometimes, he’ll ask for a piggy back ride, forget he needs to carry his own weight halfway through, and just dangle his feet while choking Battinson with his strong little arms until Bruce frantically taps out.

He’ll braid Bruce’s hair when he gets anxious in public. That leads to Battinson carrying around those colorful rubber ties in his pocket at all times.

Dick just forgoes asking Bruce to grab something, drags him to the right spot to stand, then climbs him like a monkey.

When Dick becomes Robin, he will “steer” Bruce using his bat ears while riding his shoulders. (“Just like Ratatouille! I’m the chef, and you’re the pasta guy.”)

Someone sees Bruce in public at one point from the front, wonders where his kid went cuz he was right there just a second ago? then Bruce turns 90 degrees, and there’s Dick clinging to his back like a cuddly little parasite.

This does not stop when Dick gets older. Bruce just gets stronger.

It's VERY important Tokoyami, he swears!!

Just realized I haven't made any Ninjago citizen memes in a while. lol time to rectify that

Stain: is this your son? *holding Deku like long cat*

AM: Yes! Thank you for find-

Stain: I demand joint custody of this child, he relies too much on a power that breaks him, I can train him

AM: but...you are a Vi-

Stain: I'll stop being villain if you go out with me, but first, FEED THIS BOY, IT'S LIKE I'M HOLDING A COUPLE OF GRAPES!

AM: I KNOW!

Deku: (did...did I just get two dads?)

Stain would be a good dad 🥺❤️