Stain: is this your son? *holding Deku like long cat*
AM: Yes! Thank you for find-
Stain: I demand joint custody of this child, he relies too much on a power that breaks him, I can train him
AM: but...you are a Vi-
Stain: I'll stop being villain if you go out with me, but first, FEED THIS BOY, IT'S LIKE I'M HOLDING A COUPLE OF GRAPES!
AM: I KNOW!
Deku: (did...did I just get two dads?)
Stain would be a good dad 🥺❤️
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
kudoichi is serious to me in ways the human mind cannot fathom
commissions
(hcs under the cut because this is a lot y’all)
(also yes this is a repost and redone ver. of my last one but lets pretend it isn’t)
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he likes to collect cool acorns, leaves, and rocks
when he was younger he used to think nya was the prettiest girl ever (this isnt a ship thing ew they’re siblings 😭)
after he turned into an oni in s16 he got like side effects (?) of it so he has small horns
in s2 before he grew up, lloyd and jay made friendship bracelets for everyone that were color-coded and somehow they havent gotten destroyed
he has read all the percy jackson books (argue with the wall)
even though he does drink coffee, its like 80% creamer and 20% actual coffee
he only buys fun/coloful bandaids
lloyd still watches cartoons like adventure time, pokemon, otgw, gravity falls, amphibia, toh, etc. (he sobbed over the amphibia s3 finale. no i’m not projecting.)
lloyd loves building pillow forts and him and the others will build like full on pillow castles for movie nights
from his dragon heritage he has small green dragon scales on his shoulders thats he’s insecure about
lloyd has a few freckles on his cheeks but they’re pretty light/faded so you can only see them if you're really close
lloyd is always doodling on things and he has an old worn sketchbook with a bunch of starfarer stickers on it that has a shit ton of doodles in it
his entire closet consists of graphic tee’s he has impulsively bought at 4am and hoodies stolen from the others
LLOYD GARMADON IS A SWIFTIE. his favorite albums are folklore, midnights, and 1989. amen.
additionally he also listens to cavetown, Harry Styles, Mac DeMarco, Declan McKenna, Arctic Monkeys, the cure, beabadoobee, and Current Joys
he has a stick-and-poke tattoo of a beetle on his chest that he somehow managed to keep a secret from everyone for a good year
when he was little he played with ladybugs and rolly pollies and frogs by the pond at darkly’s
he secretly prefers pretty as a compliment over handsome
his love languages are acts of service and physical touch
lloyd is known by the team to make awful puns at any given change
lloyd’s comfort movies are tangled and fantastic mr fox
he also loves all the studio ghibli movies!
lloyd 100% reads fanfiction and has a million tabs open on ao3
he obvi reads starfarer comics but also reads marvel ones too
Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman >>> all the others
he still loves to prank people (he’s an awful little shit <3 /aff)
he also still has a HORRIBLE sweet tooth
he can and WILL NOT HESITATE to bite you
he’s like 5’5 and so bitter about it
he has a terrible potty mouth and swears a ton when the others around around to stop him
he is SUCH an animal person and has tried to bring stray cats home on MULTIPLE different occasions
he skateboards everywhere
ever since s9 he started wearing his hair up all the time
he used to have red eyes from his dad but once he got his powers they turned green
he also has fangs from his dad
he always scrunches his nose unconsciously
he’s a super heavy sleeper when he’s not on a mission and if you don’t stop him he WILL sleep in till noon
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One possible explanation for the pomegranate tying Persephone to the underworld has to do with Ancient Greek Marriage ceremonies.
At the end of the wedding there was a procession between the bride’s old house and her husband’s house. Sometimes by foot, sometimes on a chariot. Oftentimes the groom would drag the bride back to his house by her wrist, performing a ritual kidnapping of sorts.
When the bride reached her new home with her husband she would be offered a fruit. What kind and the general purpose of this part of the ceremony is inconsistent. But the bride taking a bite out of the fruit generally signified her acceptance of her new family and completed the wedding ceremony.
So why does the pomegranate tie Persephone to the underworld? We’ll never know for sure, but it’s possible that she didn’t accept fruit from him at first because she knew that would complete the marriage ceremony. So her eating the pomegranate, whether on purpose or because she was tricked, completes the ceremony and seals her to Hades’ household, making them officially married.
Did Persephone eat the pomegranate willingly? Idk make up your own mind on that one.
Ecosocialist praxis
Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
Piece I made for the @aizawasoulmatezine a while back :)
I liked the idea of platonic soulmates and everyone at UA being destined to meet and work together in any setting or AU
how to make your effects extra special
Im obsessed with your permanent membership guaranteed ( i cant spell lmao) au but i have the need to tell you that i woke up laughing because i imagined All Might being stuck at like 12/14
omg. does he just look like a kid whenever he’s doing hero work??? like can he buff up or not?? is a literal toddler all might? and everyone knows and is just like,, yeah we like our 50 year old child number one hero as he is. endeavor’s PISSED because this overly strong kid cannot be beaten,
or does he just look like regular all might when doing hero work but shrinks when he’s not. izuku meets all might only to realise that all might is more baby faced than him. as much as he admires all might he can’t take being called young man by a 12 year old seriously
oh god there’s a 12 year old in the staff room marking homework and all the UA teachers just have to accept this,,,,