I Want This Book To Exist. I Wanna Read It. Why The Fuck Do I Have To Be The One Responsible For It Though

hey, internet? If I butchered Greek and Norse mythology for a book I want to write (Wattpad, so nothing too fancy), would that be okay? Or would it be better if I take what I like about them and make my own thing up?

Credit: @taceplantae

Me, stressed: I need a drink

Me: *knaws the fucking inside of my cheek to taste the forbidden red juice*

“so, this one’s for you, georgia. this is a play about love.”

JASON YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CRY LIKE THAT WHEN I’M FIVE PAGES FROM THE END 😭❤️

ATTENTION ALL AMERICANS

If you enjoy or have possession of “woke” media, remember that if a republican wins this year then all of that great media will be considered child porn, isn’t that great?

One. If you enjoy things repubs consider “woke”, I would vote blue so you don’t get executed

Two. Just incase one WOULD win,

TREAT “WOKE” MEDIA LIKE GOLD

If you find some buy it, If you are in possession of it hide it. Use a flash drive for digital stuff. I swear to GOD please.

This includes queer, poc, and anything that republicans won’t like.

(ps, for queers it won’t matter if you have this stuff, you’ll probably get arrested anyway)

You read that right! Removing WHAT terms???? WHAT will be considered child pornography?????

This is NOT just transgender people in trouble, this is every person who would be considered woke, aka ANY GAY PERSON, so STOP infighting because we are BOTH going down. They may use trans people as a cover up, but if you ACTUALLY read it its all of us.

SPREAD THIS

so I came across this on my fyp and I think that this person is a comedic genius-

I did go onto ChatGPT.

I did get results, based on the fictional crushes I've had since I was a teenager and what I recently developed (that I could remember from ten minutes ago, help me if I even remember what I'm hyperfixated on this week)

I'm going to give a list of my fictional crushes and you will analyse them, and tell me what my type is and what it says about me as a person.

- Bakugo Katsuki from My Hero Academia

- Sero Hanta from My Hero Academia

- Jirou Kyoka from My Hero Academia

- Leo Valdez from Heroes of Olympus

- Pietro Maximoff from Avengers Rise of Ultron

- James Potter from Harry Potter (but like Hogwarts age, and written by a fanfic writer)

- Ben Hargreaves from The Umbrella Academy

- Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99

Based on your list of fictional crushes, a few patterns emerge that can help define your type and what it might say about you as a person:

1. **Confident and Strong Personalities**: Characters like Bakugo, Jirou, and Rosa exhibit strong, assertive traits. This suggests you may be drawn to individuals who are self-assured and unafraid to express themselves. You likely appreciate people who are unapologetically themselves.

2. **Complex Characters**: Many of your crushes, like Ben Hargreaves and Pietro Maximoff, have intricate backstories and personal struggles. This indicates you might be attracted to depth and nuance, valuing characters who face challenges and evolve over time.

3. **Sense of Humor**: Sero and Leo both bring humor and light-heartedness to their stories. You may appreciate wit and a playful approach to life, indicating you value fun and joy in relationships.

4. **Loyalty and Friendship**: Characters like James Potter and Leo Valdez emphasize strong bonds and loyalty to friends. This suggests you may value loyalty and camaraderie in your own relationships, seeing it as an important quality in potential partners.

5. **Diverse Representation**: Your interest in characters from various backgrounds and stories indicates an openness to diversity and a willingness to explore different perspectives. You likely appreciate multifaceted characters that challenge stereotypes.

Overall, your type seems to reflect a blend of strength, complexity, humor, and loyalty. You might be someone who values authenticity and depth in both fictional characters and real-life relationships, seeking connections that are meaningful and engaging.

Like- damn- now that you mention it. This makes sense, I feel like this reasonates with me. I enjoyed this crystal ball exercise, it was surprisingly introspective and I will now never use this information to date someone. I almost forgot during this that I am scared of people lol.

Finally got my "started a 10+ chapter completed fanfic after midnight" badge 👍

As someone who's grown up biting their nails aggressively out of anxiety and is now trying to grow them out I just want to say HOLY FUCK HAVING NAILS IS FUCKING RAD I CAN SCRATCH MY ITCHY ASS LEGS NOW

i am being a hater, and i am being queer, and i am being autistic at a family event (and i am not the one who is the problem)

This LGBT+ society has Loveless vibes 😍😁🫠😲