This Is My Take On Revali’s Braids, I’m Not Accepting This Weird “long Flowing Hair” Bullshit.

Was looking for some inspiration to practice “conversations” between two of my characters so I could work on emphasis and intonation, and @majorpepperidge kindly offered up a practice script for me to tackle!

Revali deals with some…concerns.

All voices © myself

So I went to type in marvel memes after going through a bunch of marvel quotes and I almost typed in “love you 3000”

I’m not crying, you’re crying shut up

They look like they should have a martini in hand going “What is this darling? You dare to fight me?”

Day 205: Gigantamax Orbeetle

aaaaaaaa there’s more :D

Headcanon Masterlist!~

(Can’t have one without the other, after this it’s back to writing! I’ve got a lot of prompts to catch up with…~)

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Guard Dog Dream au

- Technically combined with the shapeshifter dream au but whatever

- Dream is a shapeshifter that got discovered and was hunted down as a cryptid for a long time. No matter what he turns into, the mask stays on his face.

- He managed to blend in with a pack of wolves to get far away enough to not be regonize, but got injured during all his adventures and eventually woke up in a rescue shelter.

- The shelter “Rescued” him because of the mask stuck of his face covering his eyes. They tried to get it off, but once they realized it was physically attached to his face they thought “oh you poor thing” and made him a permanent rescue. Great.

- Dream stayed long enough to get healed, but the first chance he got he knew he needed to escape. And the easiest way to do that was to get adopted so the shelter wouldn’t look for him. Enter George.

- George in the au is pretty clumsy. No matter where he is, trouble always finds him. Brush with lava while mining, encountering creepers outside his door, etc. His friends Sapnap and BBH have pretty much banned him from anything dangerous out of fear of him dying (permadeath au). So to make him feel better about being stuck at home whenever they do something dangerous, they got him a dog. A rescue so he could take care of something.

- and of course, Dream was there, dragging three attendants by his leash trying to get into the adoption area because like hell he’s staying there for the rest of his life. He forcefully cuddles up to them, they end up adopting him and because of the stupid mask, the shelter’s gonna be checking in for six months to make sure they take care of him.

- needless to say, Dream is pretty much done with this ‘Adoption’ business, but pretending to be a rescue dog while planning his run away is better than being hunted down as a human and constantly avoiding bear traps.

- Then he meets George, and my god is this human always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Pillager raid while everyone’s out mining? Yep. Out collecting flowers and fell into a ravine without blocks? Happened. Creeper outside the house in just the right spot that he won’t see it till he opens the door? Every other Tuesday.

- It feels like every time Dream is close to escaping, George immediately gets into a situation with something hostile or dangerous. Which is frustrating because even though he wants to escape, he still has a heart and isn’t willing to let some innocent person lose a limb.

- Eventually, Dream has to face the fact he’s gotten too emotionally attached to George to leave. He becomes his protector because at this point, the boy’s gonna die without someone making sure he doesn’t fall into potholes.

If you think too hard about it, age of calamity is pretty fucking confusing. But I think my favorite part of it is that the 4 champion successors just jumped into the portals without any clue what they were doing and DID NOT question it. Especially Teba who had literally NO idea who or what Revali was doing and just went a’ight.

Saki, looking at the portal in the middle of their house and the rito fighting through it: Honey? What is that?

Teba, already strapping on gear: No idea, wait here I’ll be back

I have a LOT of reading to do

Masterlist!

Hello everyone, my name is Naomi!! This is where you can find everything I’ve written! Requests are currently open!!

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Pokémon Sword and Shield:

Leon:

Series: The Broken Traveller (Chapter 1) (Chapter 2)

How They Declare Their Love - Leon + Raihan

First Kiss Headcannons - Leon + Raihan *contains spoilers

Leon Taking care of S/O After a bad day

Robber Shenanigans - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Their S/O Beating a Salty Trainer - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Their S/O Comforting Them + Gingerbread Houses - Leon + Raihan

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers + Raihan

Leon w/ a Villain S/O

S/O Being Rushed to the Hospital After the Fight w/ Eternatus - Leon + Raihan

Hop:

Date Headcannons

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Raihan:

How They Declare Their Love - Leon + Raihan

Someone Catching his Attention (Part 2)

First Kiss Headcannons - Leon + Raihan *contains spoilers

Raihan being possessive over S/O

Robber Shenanigans - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Not Seeing His S/O For a While

Reaction to a Low Self-Esteem S/O

Reaction to Their S/O Beating a Salty Trainer - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to a Reader Who Has Been the Champion of Every Region

Reaction to Their S/O Comforting Them + Gingerbread Houses - Leon + Raihan

Protective Raihan w/ Shy S/O

Sister Reader Headcannons

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers + Raihan

Raihan with a Crush who’s Sarcastic w/ a lot of tattoos

Raihan Proposing to his S/O

Raihan w/ S/O who Brings Home a Gible Egg

S/O Being Rushed to the Hospital After the Fight w/ Eternatus - Leon + Raihan

S/O with Protective Arcanine

Milo:

Reaction to a Taller S/O

First Kiss Headcannons

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Trainshipping:

Victor Wants to Hold Hands

Allister:

Reader who Treats Allister as a Little Brother

Kabu

Being a Father Figure to Gym Challengers

Piers

Sibling Headcannons - Marnie + Piers

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers+Raihan

Marnie

Sibling Headcannons - Marnie + Piers

Bede

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Nessa

Relationship Headcannons

Sonia

Relationship Headcannons

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Pokémon Sun and Moon:

Lillie

Travelling to Galar for the First Time w/ S/O

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Pokémon Black and White:

Grimsley

Relationship Headcannons

Nintendo: (Drops breath of the wild 2 trailer with creepy corpse of ganon)

Botw fans: H y d r a t e H i m

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