After Playing Through The Entirety Of Age Of Calamity, I Can Officially Say My Enemy Was The Map The

Finally broke my drawing block!

Drawn from the story Model of Expertise. @chibibreeby

I see your “protective big bro aether” and raise you this

Feat Aether, but he’s the number one chilumine shipper.

Feat Lumine, finding Aether and hoping he’ll go all protective big bro to finally get her to snap out of her weird tsundere love face and kick Childe’s ass properly only to find out he more than approves.

Aether: He’s rich, He’s hot, He’s thoughtful- what more could you want???

Lumine: HE’S PART OF THE FATUI

Aether: Tsk, minor detail

Lumine: HE’S (probably) COMMITED CRIMES

Aether: I mean, who doesn’t like crime?

Lumine: HE LITERALLY TRIES TO FIGHT ME EVERY WEEK

Aether: Is there anything more romantic than the heat of battle?

Lumine: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT HIM UP FOR ME

Aether: Why? You can do that yourself.

Lumine:

Aether: lisTEN, EITHER YOU WOMAN UP AND ADMIT YOU LIKE HIM OR I MARRY HIM BECAUSE GOD DAMN-

Revalink prompt - Mute Revali

- Okay so, I’ve read a bundle of stories where Revali learned minor signing in order to communicate with Link better, but it got me thinking about Revalink sign conversations and all of a sudden I just sat up and thought “What If Revali got turned mute?”

- Like an incident just took his voice away for a few weeks (or better yet, his voice gets stolen by Astor and he’s gotta track that bitch down to get it back)

- and Revali would be crushed because he can’t be silent, he gotta talk and boast and be the thespian he was always meant to be! How will anyone know how great he is without him reminding them all the time? There’s gonna be moments when he opens his mouth trying to talk and just suddenly... can’t. And things he does and wants to say just get skipped over because of it.

- At first he tries to ignore it, but by day 3 literally everyone can see that he’s going insane just because of the issues it’s causing. First little stuff to piss him off. Like the Innkeeper couldn’t understand him saying he wants to be waken in the morning and Revali wakes up at noon pissed.

- But eventually dangerous miscommunications start happening. Revali was told to scout ahead, and now couldn’t properly convey there was a frost talus heading for them so the gotta mOVE NOW!

- And the best part? He always mocked Link for being mute, and now he himself cannot talk. And now Link’s gotta teach him sign. Meaning he’s forced to make nice with the person he hates or else he doesn’t get any form of communication at all.

- Bonus points if only Link is fluent in sign and the other’s only know little tidbits, making Link the only person Revali can actually have conversations with. (Plus now they get to have secret conversations only they can understand).

- Revali suddenly has to spend all his time with Link because he’s the only one he can actually talk to. Though he hates having to swallow his pride and point to stuff to ask what the sign for it is.

- Revalink scenes galore

- plus they end up bonding over things like people assuming stuff and idiots not knowing sign just being irritating. Just being mute in general. Plus Revali eventually realizing how (not just degrading) but outright rude it is to assume you know everything about a person that doesn’t talk. And that sign is a actually really important language to know because the people that speak it are physically unable to commicate in any other way.

- Revali learning that- no, the silent knight is not dark and mysterious and thinks himself higher than everyone else, he just can’t speak and has a very neutral face even when impressed. Even better is when people assume Link and Revali are exchanging super secret information when they’re really just signing about how fucking humid the weather is down in Faron. (Humid weather make’s Revali’s feathers fluffy).

- Insert scene where Revali watches Zelda have a one-sided conversation with Link where she goes “I don’t need you hovering, I’m cabable of taking care of myself” When he was trying to tell her something helpful. Cue shocked Revali being like ‘does that seriously happen?’ and Link goes ‘All the time’. And Revali being appalled at the amount of assumed ill intent behind everything Link does.

- Tons of signing conversations

- Revali gets a couple months to see what it’s like to be in Link’s shoes, and realizes a lot both about himself and about Link. It’s the wake up call he needs.

- When Revali finally gets his voice back, he offers to be Link’s translator. They go everywhere together. They’ll still have signing conversations with each other too.

As a new author on ao3 still getting used to people reading my story (and actually liking them for some reason) I was prepared for a lot of things.

An animal crossing marriage proposal was not one of them.

Honestly the plot of age of calamity out of context sounds like a fan fiction that went off the rails but was so well written people accepted it as canon.

Nintendo writers what did you smoke

Ok but consider this,

Mean Chloé at first but then she finds out chat noir is Adrien and starts trying to butter up to chat noir and push marigold out of the way but eventually they help her become a better person and hero. Now that’s the AU I wanna see.

I’m a veritable salt mine today

(Smacks hand on post) see this? This is popularity. They made nothing but a noise and now it has 15 notes.

hm

Childe: Aren’t you just a little goody two shoes.

Lumine: I’ll slit your throat

Childe: You wouldn’t, you’re too good

Lumine: No I’m not.

Childe: Name one bad thing you’ve ever done on purpose.

Lumine: I hunt timmie’s pidgeons for sport.

10 second motivation

me: “i should stop letting kpop and irrelevant things ruin my life and focus on what’s important-”

me 2 sec later:

None of my friends play Genshin impact so here I am putting this on tumblr like a grandma on Facebook who has nobody to tell to about her son’s divorce.

I logged on just to see if I could get the new character, was not expecting to get anything. I’m looking at my phone as I press the 10 wishes button expecting like maybe ten weapons and at most a three star character. I was already looking up how to pay for more wishes because no way I get any five star character.

I GOT JEAN AND XIAO. FIRST. TRY.

WHAT THE FUCK.