I Know It’s A Guardian And All, But I Saw This And My Mind Went “AMGRY CRAB”

This caught me off guard but I love it.

Audio please 🔉

I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—

Reverse alien attack scene

There's been a LOT of movies/games where an alien gets onboard a human ship and goes around terrorizing the place. But imagine this reversed where a human stranded on the edge of the cosmos finds a high tech alien ship and decides to go say hello? Keep in mind they're in a spacesuit that appears to have "one big black eye" Imagine aliens two times bigger than us all huddled underneath the ship's console after the computer gave them a haunting reading of the unknown life form breaking into their ship. "Krek- calm down- it can't get past the lockdown system" Then the human gets frustrated with the doors not opening (lockdown mode) and crawls through the air vents. "ITS GETTING PAST THE LOCKDOWN SYSTEM!!!" I can just imagine the aliens shrieking and running for their lives as a confused human drops into their laps from the vents then starts trying to follow the aliens running away all while excited at the idea of meeting extraterrestrial life. And the aliens ate just freaking out because they see the human as some sort of half sized terrifying one-eyed leech that's trying to catch and suck their brains out.

What’s even more amazing is how many people got emotionally attached in 5 minutes

Anybody else bothered by the fact that Astruc gave SentiLadybug personhood and had her MURDERED in ~5 minutes

And everybody wants to be imposter -_-

Slacking during project 😂

This is some sort of multiverse crack

Raihan with His new Pokémon Yoshi✌️😂💚

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Saw a post about battling dysfunction by pretending to be an alien, and I suddenly remembered how I broke myself of the “there’s something watching me” anxiety in middle school.

I pretended that there WAS something watching me, but instead of wanting to like eat me or something, they were my own little guardian creature that just wanted me safe. I pretended they were a giant invisible lizard creature who just hung on the wall and liked seeing what I was working on, no matter how embarrassed I was about it. Art that looks weird because I messed up the arm? They were glad I was finally finishing it. Fanfic that’ll be buried until the day I die? Well at least I’m improving my writing skills.

So... yeah. It worked!

Revali headcanons I came up with

- Avid linguist, loves language

- have you heard him talk?? His voice is like silk and he knows it

- knows the basics of every language just so he can switch out of nowhere and watch everyone be surprised/amazed

- loves using long confusing words when talking to people he hates so he can be like “oh, sorry- you don’t understand? I’ll put it into dumber words next time”

- give him a dictionary, he’ll become insufferable for the next couple days (or weeks)

- hates adults, loves kids. They’re small and easily amazed and love him. He let’s his guard down in favor of talking to them- which evolves into him mothering random kids, especially rito children. Tells them to keep their conversations a secret tho

- has to resist the urge to pick up and walk off with people’s children (they’re his now). He probably once accidentally abstemindedly braided a little girl’s hair then had to bribe her not to tell her parents that THE great Revali braided her hair and told her a story

- doesn’t want anyone to see him holding one because he doesn’t want to seem somft. Will probably adopt a kid or two once he finds a mate

- king of trash talk

- he’ll make surface insults, but heavens forbid you call him anything back. He’ll become the definition of verbal assault and won’t let up even when you wave the white flag, if anything he’ll just get worse

- Don’t get into a name calling contest with Revali. He’s a dictionary of mean words. Not even swear words either, he gets really creative with insults. Asinine is one of his favorites.

- Likes putting things around his neck, usually scarves but probably wears necklaces on his own time- maybe even under the scarf. Admires gerudo jewelry a lot, and if Urbosa maybe caught him once buying a gerudo choker to put under his scarf, she doesn’t say anything

- Gets along with Urbosa the best. Mipha and him just don’t talk much because she doesn’t like him being mean. Daruk, well he doesn’t like death mountain and Daruk kinda gets on his nerves. Zelda and him bond over being exasperated with Link, he has great sympathy for her because she’s worked herself to the bone yet has nothing to show for it. Urbosa can kind of understand his want to prove himself to the world, she doesn’t mind his insults- she’s thick skinned. They both bond over being protective of Zelda.

- Plus he likes gemstones, although he’d never admit it if asked. Talus hunting is a favorite pastime of his because if he kills it then the gems are all his. Doesn’t even sell them, just takes them to jewelers to be made into pretty jewelry. Sapphire in particular. Has a lot of pretty stuff, but doesn’t wear it because he’s still a warrior.

- Probably has a chest plate made specifically for heat control, Urbosa got it for him so he doesn’t have an excuse when she drags him to something out in the desert. (He’s good for molduga hunting). She trades him hydromelons for wildberries when they see each other.

- has a little war going on with Link.

- Tried everything he could think of to get Link to fight him- no use. The Hylian instead started acting nice to try and get Revali to stop harping on him. It pisses off and flusters Revali because he has no idea how to fight with nice.

- Extra Revalink Headcanons below

- One sided fight. Revali called Link a bitch, and in response Link gave him a Christmas present. Even worse Revali couldn’t reject it because it was a pearl necklace with a diamond in the middle- how on earth did Link figure out his shiny obsession??

- has no idea what to do about Link. Nothing’s working

- Urbosa accidentally sees it one day and asks where he got it, and Revali has to do the whole “oh this I’ve had it for ages I honestly don’t remember” thing, while Link’s in the background grinning because Revali actually liked it.

Gentely? I used a bomb :/

Breath Of The Wild: HAHA look at this brain buster of a shrine! You have to use these fans to slowly blow the orb into the switch to activate the way to the monk! But it only goes UP! You have to be on it when the ball goes in! What a conundrum- 

Me: *uses stasis on the ball, gently boops it into the hole, then runs to the platform before it goes in, ignoring the puzzle entirely*

Breath Of The Wild:

Don’t be, some characters you just gotta be Bi for.

Okay, but like, Link, Zelda, and Impa have already made me into even more of a disaster bisexual, and that was only the demo? Guys, I’m going to die when the full game comes out, I’m sorry.