I Feel Like This Would Cause You To Learn Anything BUT Flying

I can’t tell if I’m worse or better. I just have 3 hobbies I switch between. Drawing and writing. We don’t talk about painting, that’s been dead since last year.

On to the next hobby...

The golden house fight, basically

Childe: You may have had the upper hand now, but I swear I will find out all your secrets. I look forward to defeating you, once and for all.

Traveler, internally: I was using like 4% of my full power and you still lost.

Guard Dog Dream au

- Technically combined with the shapeshifter dream au but whatever

- Dream is a shapeshifter that got discovered and was hunted down as a cryptid for a long time. No matter what he turns into, the mask stays on his face.

- He managed to blend in with a pack of wolves to get far away enough to not be regonize, but got injured during all his adventures and eventually woke up in a rescue shelter.

- The shelter “Rescued” him because of the mask stuck of his face covering his eyes. They tried to get it off, but once they realized it was physically attached to his face they thought “oh you poor thing” and made him a permanent rescue. Great.

- Dream stayed long enough to get healed, but the first chance he got he knew he needed to escape. And the easiest way to do that was to get adopted so the shelter wouldn’t look for him. Enter George.

- George in the au is pretty clumsy. No matter where he is, trouble always finds him. Brush with lava while mining, encountering creepers outside his door, etc. His friends Sapnap and BBH have pretty much banned him from anything dangerous out of fear of him dying (permadeath au). So to make him feel better about being stuck at home whenever they do something dangerous, they got him a dog. A rescue so he could take care of something.

- and of course, Dream was there, dragging three attendants by his leash trying to get into the adoption area because like hell he’s staying there for the rest of his life. He forcefully cuddles up to them, they end up adopting him and because of the stupid mask, the shelter’s gonna be checking in for six months to make sure they take care of him.

- needless to say, Dream is pretty much done with this ‘Adoption’ business, but pretending to be a rescue dog while planning his run away is better than being hunted down as a human and constantly avoiding bear traps.

- Then he meets George, and my god is this human always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Pillager raid while everyone’s out mining? Yep. Out collecting flowers and fell into a ravine without blocks? Happened. Creeper outside the house in just the right spot that he won’t see it till he opens the door? Every other Tuesday.

- It feels like every time Dream is close to escaping, George immediately gets into a situation with something hostile or dangerous. Which is frustrating because even though he wants to escape, he still has a heart and isn’t willing to let some innocent person lose a limb.

- Eventually, Dream has to face the fact he’s gotten too emotionally attached to George to leave. He becomes his protector because at this point, the boy’s gonna die without someone making sure he doesn’t fall into potholes.

Oh god this is who I am now, I’m another au writing on tumblr god no. I meant for this to be an art blog but I never draw anytHING

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(It’s about time I made one of these honestly. These are ordered from oldest to most recent so apologies for the changing styles, I was trying to find what format best worked for me. It’s a process so I’d appreciate any tips and tricks~ Enjoy anyways!~)

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(Smacks hand on post) see this? This is popularity. They made nothing but a noise and now it has 15 notes.

hm

Writing prompt

In a world full of superheroes and supervillians, you have the ability to see into the future. It’s very limited however because you can only see 24 hours into the future, thus you never really bothered telling anyone and only used it for party tricks. Now however, it is a sunny Saturday morning, and you have just received a doomsday vision.

Revali headcanons I came up with

- Avid linguist, loves language

- have you heard him talk?? His voice is like silk and he knows it

- knows the basics of every language just so he can switch out of nowhere and watch everyone be surprised/amazed

- loves using long confusing words when talking to people he hates so he can be like “oh, sorry- you don’t understand? I’ll put it into dumber words next time”

- give him a dictionary, he’ll become insufferable for the next couple days (or weeks)

- hates adults, loves kids. They’re small and easily amazed and love him. He let’s his guard down in favor of talking to them- which evolves into him mothering random kids, especially rito children. Tells them to keep their conversations a secret tho

- has to resist the urge to pick up and walk off with people’s children (they’re his now). He probably once accidentally abstemindedly braided a little girl’s hair then had to bribe her not to tell her parents that THE great Revali braided her hair and told her a story

- doesn’t want anyone to see him holding one because he doesn’t want to seem somft. Will probably adopt a kid or two once he finds a mate

- king of trash talk

- he’ll make surface insults, but heavens forbid you call him anything back. He’ll become the definition of verbal assault and won’t let up even when you wave the white flag, if anything he’ll just get worse

- Don’t get into a name calling contest with Revali. He’s a dictionary of mean words. Not even swear words either, he gets really creative with insults. Asinine is one of his favorites.

- Likes putting things around his neck, usually scarves but probably wears necklaces on his own time- maybe even under the scarf. Admires gerudo jewelry a lot, and if Urbosa maybe caught him once buying a gerudo choker to put under his scarf, she doesn’t say anything

- Gets along with Urbosa the best. Mipha and him just don’t talk much because she doesn’t like him being mean. Daruk, well he doesn’t like death mountain and Daruk kinda gets on his nerves. Zelda and him bond over being exasperated with Link, he has great sympathy for her because she’s worked herself to the bone yet has nothing to show for it. Urbosa can kind of understand his want to prove himself to the world, she doesn’t mind his insults- she’s thick skinned. They both bond over being protective of Zelda.

- Plus he likes gemstones, although he’d never admit it if asked. Talus hunting is a favorite pastime of his because if he kills it then the gems are all his. Doesn’t even sell them, just takes them to jewelers to be made into pretty jewelry. Sapphire in particular. Has a lot of pretty stuff, but doesn’t wear it because he’s still a warrior.

- Probably has a chest plate made specifically for heat control, Urbosa got it for him so he doesn’t have an excuse when she drags him to something out in the desert. (He’s good for molduga hunting). She trades him hydromelons for wildberries when they see each other.

- has a little war going on with Link.

- Tried everything he could think of to get Link to fight him- no use. The Hylian instead started acting nice to try and get Revali to stop harping on him. It pisses off and flusters Revali because he has no idea how to fight with nice.

- Extra Revalink Headcanons below

- One sided fight. Revali called Link a bitch, and in response Link gave him a Christmas present. Even worse Revali couldn’t reject it because it was a pearl necklace with a diamond in the middle- how on earth did Link figure out his shiny obsession??

- has no idea what to do about Link. Nothing’s working

- Urbosa accidentally sees it one day and asks where he got it, and Revali has to do the whole “oh this I’ve had it for ages I honestly don’t remember” thing, while Link’s in the background grinning because Revali actually liked it.

Looking for help. Please share

So I’ve had to ask for monetary help before and luckily someone was able to help me. Now, I’m in a different boat. I’m currently caring for my 70-year-old grandmother who is suffering from dementia. However, I can no longer live with her at her care facility. This has left me 2 options. Move out and pay 700 dollars a month in rent or pay back my student loan balance of nearly 9000 dollars and live off those benefits. Neither is possible for me right now. I already owe nearly 850 dollars in rent. I am actively job-hunting as well as looking for a loan but neither is currently in my reach and I am nearly out of time. I am willing to take out a personal loan from anyone who can offer it. I currently have a PayPal at gmcraealva@gmail.com and for those who do not have PayPal, I have a venmo and google pay at the same address. Thank you for your time and please share this with as many people as you can.

Update: (8/30/19) I have received my first email regarding ISF. Please share and help if you can. Thanks.

Update: (9/3/19) If i do not owe the full amount i owe today, which is 1515, i will face a 30 dollar late fee, a 29 dollars NSF fee from my bank, plus the ammount. please share if you can i HAVE to pay today and i currently have 2.14$

Update: (9/6/19) I’ve received my first late notice and need to pay before the 10th to not be evicted. I want to thank everyone for the shares and the donations. If you see this, please share and donate if you can. I need to pay 1575 before Monday and I am looking for a loan if anyone can offer one or knows someone who could offer one. It would have to be for 3700 dollars and I would pay it back as much as a could but it would be slow and about 20 dollars a month. Thank you.

Update: (9/12/19) I wanted to thank everyone who shared and donated. I am most likely going to be sent an eviction notice with this late fee. So I wanted to say thanks.

Update: (9/13/19) I received my eviction notice. It states I must vacate before the 20th or submit payment by that date. I have 40 dollars, nowhere near the 1625 I’m being charged. If you can help at all please do and if you can’t please share. I’m really alone right now and I don’t know what to do. I’m praying for a miracle, to be honest.

Update: (9/17/19) balance owed is up to 1685. I am currently out of food. If you or anyone can help please do. I am desperate.

Update: (9/18/19) I wanted to say thanks to all those who shared and donated. I don’t have nearly enough to pay in full by tomorrow but I appreciate the effort.

Update: (9/19/19) I am still at 0/1700. During the night, my grandmother had another stroke as a result of her health problems and I have spent all night in the hospital. She at least will be taken care of but I am still really desperate. Thanks.

Update: (9/20/19) I have hours left. I have 35 dollars. I will do just about anything. Please help.

Update: (9/24/19) I have only received about half of the money I need. I might be homeless by this afternoon. But I wanted to say thank you to everyone who shared and donted.

Update: (10/4/19) I was able to partially pay my balance and get an extention on my rent. however i still need about 2k just to pay my current balance and maybe 1500 to live until december when i can go back to school. if anyone is willing to give me a loan or can bring attention to my problem in anyway, i’d be eternally grateful. i also have another blog gmcraealvacrafts where I sell colorings I’ve done. it isnt much but if you would like to recieve something in return, this is an option. Thank you to everyone who has shared and cared. it means the world to be.

Update: (10/17/19) I have less than a day to get the money I need. I am willing to work off any donation if you would like but I need to pay NOW.

I wanted to update this since it has been a while. It is now 12/5/19 and the amount I owe is over 3k. Every drop of donation money went to chipping away at this. Shortly after my last update, I was injured after falling down a set of stairs. I didn’t go to the doctor because I can’t afford it. My grandma is mostly doing ok. The holidays are hard on both of us but her health is holding as steady as possible. My laptop finally gave out on me and things seem to only be getting worse. I sincerely hope that everyone who donated or offered me kind words can at least feel good knowing they tried. I love each and every one of you. I do not know if or when I will update as I am starting to lose hope. but thank you.

Finally broke my drawing block!

Drawn from the story Model of Expertise. @chibibreeby