DND Update!

Somewhere, at sometime, someone looked at you and smiled. I don’t know the reason why, but at some point you made someone smile. And that’s enough. Your doing a good job.

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

The token straight is no longer straight.

The token straight is confused about the different sexualities

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

And to all a good night.

Got another campaign update!

The drug addicted tabaxi and mushroom obsessed wizard are now trying to hide their newly formed drug empire from the “father” of the group. Also! One of the players realized that he could become his adopted daughters brother thanks to some weird gene stuff!

So... fellow DND players.... how do you get your dm off a blood-thirsty trail of revenge that you accidentally started when you dm?

Please help we’re gonna die if he continues to be angry. He’s intent on seeing us suffer.

Dnd update!

There was an unfortunate TPK ending my reign as dm. A new campaign has started and now my friends remember why I’m not allowed to be a player.

Kenkus are fun.

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I had a fist fight with an ostrich. It did not go well. I ended up in the hospital with one arm missing, and my brother walked into my hospital room, slapped me in the face, and gave me an ostrich egg with a bow tied around it.