I Had A Fist Fight With An Ostrich. It Did Not Go Well. I Ended Up In The Hospital With One Arm Missing,

TOO BE FAIR THEY HAD A VERY NICE VOICE AND I JUST LEARNED THAT ABOUT MYSELF (and it’s a kink not a fetish)

My friend just messaged me saying “PRIMROSE HELP I HAVE A VOICE FETISH” and I’m not sure what to do with that information

Thank you all forms of media for making it so I’m always hungry for straight custard. By custard I mean the type you put in pastries and other confections. The type that is generally considered to be a base and not something you should eat by itself.

It hurts me seeing my favorite characters and/or actors making what look to be delicious and not being able to make it my self.

Campaign update!

One of my players finally figured out he’s half parasite half demigod. Now he keeps asking me if he needs to be fantasy Jesus. Still doesn’t know his girlfriend friend is trying to eat his son.

Who else has an odd fear of their legs popping like Barbie doll legs? No blood, no gore, just a little non and socket. You can pop the legs back on but just the thought.

Tip for writing!

Descriptions! They don’t have to be so adjective heavy all the time! Sometimes it’s better to leave it to the imagination of the readers. (This works especially well when it’s in first person, though it can also be a tool to describe the characters feelings.)

Example: It has so horribly grotesque but to her, it was somehow beautiful. The way everything was put together so carefully and so precisely that no matter how inhuman it may have been, it was still, in a sense, beautiful.

Tip over

Anybody else think rocks just look... tasty?

Just

Tasty

I wanna take a bite out of it but I can’t

(The picture is of rose quartz)

I just came back and looked at the only fanfic I’ve written. It was about characters. In a text book. A beginners Japanese text book. I had studied Japanese 8 years before ever even finding out about this text book. I now realize why I don’t write fan-fiction.

Hey

When’s the nature documentary on children coming out?

As time goes on things become more sexual or less sexual. Behold:

Grandma, talking about my flip flops: Were you comfortable walking in your thongs all day?

Me, who knows the modern use: GRANDMA NO-

Good morning kings let's push this boulder

good morning kings let’s push this boulder