IM GLAD IM NOT ALONE WOOOOOOOOO

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Does anyone else relate to all those videos of frogs screaming? Like someone will post a video of them trying to touch a frog while the frog sits there, making the frog scream and I just feel the frog so much. Am I alone in this?!??

Got another campaign update!

The drug addicted tabaxi and mushroom obsessed wizard are now trying to hide their newly formed drug empire from the “father” of the group. Also! One of the players realized that he could become his adopted daughters brother thanks to some weird gene stuff!

Tumblr is the one site where I am HEAVILY confused at what the formalities are. I know that there is some form of etiquette on this site yet after a year or two of being here I have no fucking idea

depiction is not the same as glorification and I need people to get that 

Update on my campaign!

Just watched 4 people argue about puberty and what age half-elves go through puberty. Came to the conclusion that tax evasion is necessary when raising children. Still don’t know how they got there.

So... fellow DND players.... how do you get your dm off a blood-thirsty trail of revenge that you accidentally started when you dm?

Please help we’re gonna die if he continues to be angry. He’s intent on seeing us suffer.

Fun fact!

If someone asks you “How many bodies do you think you could bury there?” you should not start counting.

You also shouldn’t follow up by giving an exact number.

If you, somehow, were able to do both of those, you shouldn’t end with “Of course, you’d be able to fit more if you dismembered them, tell-tale heart style.”

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

Who else has an odd fear of their legs popping like Barbie doll legs? No blood, no gore, just a little non and socket. You can pop the legs back on but just the thought.