Can’t Believe I Have To Exist Today

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

do you support palestine

yes. i am and will always be anti-genocide and anti-apartheid.

i love this website because i could say something like richard siken said you’re in the car with a beautiful boy and he won’t tell you but he loves you that virginia woolf wrote yes yes yes i do like you. i am afraid to write the stronger word. and that love has always felt like this and you’re not broken

angela bassett use your marvel money for good

dichotomy? more like dyke hot 2 me #feminism

superstitious

i don’t believe much in signs but i texted a friend after a long time and was told that it had been a low point and they were praying for one when i came back as a sign

i don’t believe much in fate but there is a friend i once made and we kept missing our train but i am no longer scared of not talking to her because all this time we haven’t made it long without finding the other again and again

i am not too superstitious but i joked once about catching nazar after having the most comically sad month ever to which a friend said she’ll take care of it and the rain next morning washed away the troubles

i don’t believe much in blessings but there was a day i would have taken one and it came in the mail with perfect timing enclosed within was love trinkets and sour candy and it came not a day too late no matter how long i’d been waiting

i find religion hard to keep i fear it will give me reasons to suffer and complacency to keep suffering but i think i will give faith another chance and put it in my darlings in the love that surrounds me

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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isn’t is so funny how i’m in love with you. lol. i would lay up my life for you bro isn’t that hilarious there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for you lmao

i think salad dressing is one of the few joys of girlhood