“anglerfish Mating”

SCP-049

“Helloooo, Roger.”

| He grins under his mask, his pupils blown out a little just from the SIGHT of his husband, gayass. |

“How’s it goinggg?”

| He leaned close down to Roger’s ‘face’, his head tilted slightly and his tall feathers wagging only a little in held back excitement. |

" Owl! Hello! " Roger perks up visibly upon seeing Owl. " I’ve missed you so much.. " He pauses. " Are you alright? Your pupils look.. " He didn’t want to assume, but he’s seen people that are on drugs. He knows that the pupils will expand when viewing something or someone you like, but…

He shakes his head. " Never mind. I’m overthinking it. "

SOOOO GUESS WHO FINISHED IT WHOOP WHOOP

How I dance after being escorted from the kitchen for dipping my big toe in the fondue.

me when i’m covered in fire ants (trying to shake them off)

💀

!!!!!

Dude this fits them so well

billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^

Flowers.

Dandy meets Flowey.

fluff with an attempt at humor

yea ok

@owlthehybrid @ross-yippee

tag your results!

*uses gay magic to turn matt into a catboy creature thing* enjoy!! :)

" Oh! Matt- you look a lot more- er.. l- like a cat? " Steven seems perplexed by this development, and hurt when Matt just sprints past him. " MATT! GET OFF MY DESK! " Jack is unamused as Matt hops onto his desk.

So yeah. Everyone liked that!

lmfao love how it went from ‘oh shit are you dying?’ to ‘oh, Godspeed on the toilet’

fighting for my life. it was nice knowing you all.