*uses Gay Magic To Turn Matt Into A Catboy Creature Thing* Enjoy!! :)

meow

bites matt cutely /affec

Matt meowed back, not too bothered by being bitten.

Reddit????

I didn’t even- I don’t have another account?? Someone falsely reported me. Do I have a chance of being unbanned?

incorrect quotes #1

Dipper: eating chips (Doritos)

Bill: MY BROTHERS, NOO-

matt can u sign my thigh so every time I get freaky i think of u

" I… sure..? " Matt seemed a little confused, but they went with it nonetheless.

Balls.

Yes, and?

Hello!

My Boundaries:

Romantic/explicit asks are off limits. Platonic asks are allowed.

User goes by Vincent, Vinn, Vinnie, or Dave.

Timezone is CDT.

If I don’t immediately answer your ask, don’t spam!

If your ask isn’t answered within seven days, consider it to be ignored.

Posting schedule is very inconsistent.

And some fanart to send you on your way!

SON-??? 😭😭

so ehmmm I like legs and thighs

Who was your first ever fictional crush?

Here's mine

@owlthehybrid knows what I eat from this list :)

reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:

toilet paper

drywall

pineapple on pizza

human skin

pussy

but no one is able to guess which

Tumblr Code.

Oreos in his mouth

this man is relatable