Hi

Hello!

My Boundaries:

Romantic/explicit asks are off limits. Platonic asks are allowed.

User goes by Vincent, Vinn, Vinnie, or Dave.

Timezone is CDT.

If I don’t immediately answer your ask, don’t spam!

If your ask isn’t answered within seven days, consider it to be ignored.

Posting schedule is very inconsistent.

And some fanart to send you on your way!

Uh

My birthday was yesterday. I didn’t post about it because I was spending time with family. Hsshahajeje idk what else to say???? Idk man

Thank you to all the thirty people that are following my page. Sorry I haven’t updated my AO3 fic or posted much lately, just lost motivation.

Dave I meet your twin/j

Ok but meet my coping mechanism son Donnie from rottmnt

nice?

I uh don’t know much about ROTTMNT so

A phone-headed man peered out from said portal. So this was Roger.

" H– Hello? Hello hello? "

“Haiii!! I like your hair!! :3”

-a small blue skinned teal haired boy wearing a cat shirt walked up to her, a small pin saying “hello im Garry! Im half deaf!” On his shirt, he waved to her, his hairs messy and unkept, along with his clothes, worn and tattered, boy looks like he hasn’t eaten in days,-

Uhh.............. thanks........ w-what......what are you.......

[Eliza looks around, she was just walking back to the abandoned school and this kid comes up to her........ how is he not one bit suspicious of her!? She's literally wereing all black and an eyepatch...... is this kid even a human?]

Dave why the hell did you posses my class???

What now-?

I FIXED IT JEEBUS

(/j im glad the community corrected me)

My DSAF Headcanons!

woof, I forgot to post these-!

also, these are all of the characters (from DSAF) that could pop up in my replies.

Jack

Jack is transmasc, gay, and polyamorous. He used he/them/it pronouns.

I interpret and portray Jack as neutral, leaning towards Legacy.

He does not reciprocate Dave’s affections. It’s more like stalking than a healthy, loving relationship.

He is a pussy haver if anyone wanted to know that. (Looking at my friend group-)

Jack is dramatically underweight and very skeletal in appearance. If the orange makeup is washed off, he has rotting green skin underneath.

He’s 5'10.

Dave

Dave identifies as a genderfawn pansexual. He uses he/them pronouns.

Dave is a very silly person most of the time, but he can be cunning and dangerous at times. Really harassing him is the only way to get this sort of behavior out of him. Personality-wise, I would compare him to a mix of canon Dave and book William.

He’s really only on good terms with Jack. The Phone Guys, Matt, Dee, and Henry are all tired of his antics.

Dave is physically a male, not quite a human, but humanoid enough to have sex with Jack.

Like Jack, Dave is underweight. The only reason he isn’t a human is because he’s a cryptid.

He has an unhealthy obsession with harassing the phone guys.

He’s 6'0.

Steven

Steven is a transmasculine gay polyamorous man. He uses the pronouns he/it.

He's going out with Matt.

Steven used to be a war medic, serving in Vietnam for a bit.

Like all the other phone guys, he has a wire tail that can plug into any standard U.S. wall outlet.

He survives after the events of the first DSAF game, now living in Jack’s basement.

Foxy is still his favorite animatronic.

Steven’s about 7 feet tall, the phone adds a foot in height to him.

Peter

Peter is a cisgender bi-curious man. He uses he/him pronouns.

He’s really just a tired older brother dealing with Jack and Dave’s bullshittery.

Peter was the second sibling to die.

He’s aware of Dee being the Puppet, and hates Dave for killing his sister.

He lives with Jack, technically owning the house but not being the one to pay the bills.

Peter owns a shotgun and is a shitty aim with it.

Peter’s also 7 feet tall.

Matt

Matt is an agender gay guy. They use they/he pronouns.

They are a banshee-human hybrid, being a Latino too.

They are physically incapable of not smiling.

Unlike the majority of the Fazbender employees, Matt is actually a living being. Well, half-living.

Matt lives in whatever Fazbender location he’s currently in.

He has had sex with some of the plushies. They bought the plushies afterwards though.

Matt is 5'7.

Dee

Dee is a cisgender aroace girl. She uses she/her pronouns.

Mentally, Dee hasn’t aged all that much, so Jack and Peter still need to parent her.

She’s about as powerful as FNAF’s puppet.

Because the Puppet itself is a male, she gets called a boy way too often. She’s very eager to correct you if you mess that up.

Dee’s box is in the corner of Jack’s bedroom. She can’t sleep without him nearby.

Dee has witnessed Matt yiffing plushies. She locks her music box at night because of it.

Dee is about 8 feet tall, but was 4'11 at death.

Henry

Henry is a cisgender bisexual man. He uses he/void/it pronouns.

Void doesn’t exactly have a soul anymore. If it did, his soul would be a lot like Mr. Shade’s - too impure to redeem.

The void that covers its body is like an infection. It has been sealed away in the Flipside to prevent the infection from spreading.

Void has an impressively large vocabulary, being very annoying about it, too. It’ll correct you on your grammar, suggest different words you could use, etc. Almost like Grammarly as a person.

Henry served in the Second World War, and this desensitized it to death and bloodshed.

Void is morbidly obese.

Henry is 5'9.

Harry

Harry is a cisgender gay man. He uses he/him pronouns.

Harry’s about the same age as Steven.

He has chased people with brooms and will do it again.

He definitely started the group chat between all of the phone guys. He’s the mom friend.

Harry served in Vietnam, so he bonded with Steven over that and being some of the first phones to be made.

He lives with Jake and Walt down the street from Jack and the others.

Harry’s 6'11.

Jake

Jake is a straight demiboy. He uses he/they pronouns.

He’s the butt of every joke about purple guys, without question.

Jake knows how to twerk and will sucker punch you if you call him 'Jack' on purpose.

He’s an alcoholic still, but he’s trying to quit for his son’s sake.

Every April Fools, Jake is the main reason everyone’s on edge. He’s a major prankster.

Jake lives with Harry and Walt down the street from Jack and the others.

Jake is 7 feet tall.

Roger

Roger is a cisgender gay man. He uses he/them/it pronouns.

He’s married to @owlthehybrid and a father.

Roger met Owl when he was crying under a party table.

He’s terrified of Jack, to the point where he’ll completely shut down and obey his boss blindly.

Roger has a generalized anxiety disorder.

He lives with Owl and their daughter Iris.

Roger is 6'8. The shortest of the phones.

Walt

Honestly, I got nothing on this guy. He’s just here for the vibes.

TW: Mentions of Gaza

Call me ignorant and selfish all you want.

I DO NOT CARE. I CANNOT FINANCIALLY SUPPORT ANYONE ON EITHER SIDE.

look, it’s sad people are dying, and I’ll admit that.

but if you’re about to reply to my posts/comments with a copy-pasted spiel about being from Gaza n’ all…

DNI.

Do not interact with me. Do NOT send me asks about Gaza and a link to your fucking gofundme.

I intend to keep this blog FREE of mentions of the Israel/Palestine conflict, same with the Russia/Ukraine conflict. This post is the only exemption.

If you read this post but CHOOSE to ignore it-

Fuck off. Just please, go fuck off. This was meant to be a silly DSAF themed blog with sprinkles of other fandoms I genuinely enjoy.

– Dave/Vincent

UPD:

So people just fucking blatantly ignored my request.

I’ll post the screenshots on a separate post

A new post (again, can't remember my password for my first acc 🥲)

(Ooc <333)

wait what.

are we a couple or something.

this shit is what I saw today

Safe to say that my ass got beat by these Canadian waterproofed ducks with kazoos in their throats!