Someone Start The Apocalypse, Which Ever One You Can. Just Start It.

*Sweats* well that’s one way to go around a divorce

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man stammered, “Yes.”

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the wife and demands, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The wife quickly responds, “No….but my husband did!”

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

But self-driving cars would be to easy now wouldn’t it

"living in interesting times" it was supposed to be self-driving cars. i cannot overemphasize IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SELF-DRIVING CARS

I wonder when it will finally stop

time keeps passing in a consistent & predictable pattern and i find this incredibly unreasonable actually

STOP!

that is all. continue scrolling.

Screw Natzis

Potato

Person A: Well you know what they say

Person B: No I don’t know what they say

Person A: Yeah me neither.

Are you sad that June is over and you don't have a pride month anymore? Fear not, friends! There's a different pride month just beginning! lgballt