I Woke Up At 2 Am Bc I Wanted Chocolate Milk I Didn’t Know If We Had Chocolate Sauce So I Was Going

I woke up at 2 am bc I wanted chocolate milk I didn’t know if we had chocolate sauce so I was going to just have milk. I didn’t know it was 2 am so when I see the time while trying to get the glass I’m like welp time is a construct and it’s not going to get in the way of my milk but my parents might so gotta be quiet so I’m timing this expedition with my dads snoring bc if my mom can sleep through that noise I’m fine but if dad wakes up I’m busted so every so often I have to listen for his snoring but anyways I’m getting the milk from the fridge and up in the back corner I see the glory that is chocolate sauce so I take it for my milk and as I’m making it the milk gets to the edge of the glass but doesn’t over flow so I stared at it for a good minute then drink a bit of it if anyone in my house saw that they would freak bc 2 am demon. So I put away the milk and go get a spoon bc mix and the drawer is opened up a bit good I got my spoon put in the chocolate after closing the drawer put the spoon in and immediately make noise so I have to put away my chocolate sauce and take the chocolate treat to my room and as I’m getting close my rabbit does a thing and scares me half to death but I make it to my room and now I’m sitting at my desk drinking chocolate milk while writing who knows what this is

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