I Know Its The Mets, But This Is The Coolest Shit I’ve Ever Seen A Human Being Do

Feral Donnie has gotten glasses, now he’s reading!

He should get a promotion for this!

Let’s make him the ruler of the world!

yeah

these are the kinds of books i want

adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

i can be trusted on a nature walk i promise. i promise i will stay on the trail and will not run off into the forest never to be seen again i promise

here’s my fucking huge son Clementine. i found him outside last fall

don’t know why he’s so fucking big. he showed up in the yard fixed and housebroken

i love him either way

what i think ghoul horns are made of

dewdrop: mahogany obsidian

swiss: labradorite

phantom: rainbow moonstone

aether: amethyst

rain: frosted sea glass

mountain: twisted tree root

aurora: rose quartz

sunshine: amber stone

cumulus: blue chalcedony

cirrus: malachite

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017