Crypt1dvan1shed - My Own Personal Slice Of Hell

skeletonin is the happiness chemical released when you see a ghoul or perhaps a ghost

hot take: we need more scrawny werewolves. we need more chubby werewolves. werewolves that aren’t a fucking upside down dorito

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

cant stop thinking about this video

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse

screaming

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is