Spot The Difference— Level Impossible

“How’s life?”

Me:

i know you said if you had match ups with windbreaker they’d all be ume! but! i’m here for it regardless! trying really hard not to type and identify myself and it’s h a r d

i don’t know what to say about me? but i have a cat! i love cooking and drawing, i love little video games like stardew valley and sims! i work as a barista! i love window shopping and have an unnamed amount of stuffed animals, but they all have names and sentimental memories attached! i love the aquarium and sharks! and jellyfish, they’re so cool (as long as i’m not IN the water with them)

also have an amazing day/night! you’re amazing!!! >.<

HI NONNIE! 🤍 ahahaha yess i’m trying so hard not to say ume to all of them 😭 practicing for my future event perhaps !? ALSO. TRYING NOT TO OUT URSELF HUH 👀 I SEE i see !!!! so im torn between two > <

first i wanna talk about KIRYU !! i think he’d be so cute talking to ur cat :’) his voice is so gentle. also. playing games together! ? sometimes he’ll switch his off first just so he can wrap his arms around you n watch with a lil curious hum. just wants to see what ur up to! i also think he’d make it a habit to visit you at work whenever he can and grab a sweet treat + say hi to u :> the stuffed animals is what sealed it for me. he knows all of them by name. calls them by name. he knows not to toss them on the floor + is very gentle with them. he’s got a lot of his own too so i just think …. that would be so cute.

Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you've seen you'll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor's dick knot impregnating another's slick-drenched hole. Isn't the internet a wondrous place.

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(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) AH SO SWEET!!!

i’m about to go in for the most stressful mini shift at work 😭 keep me in your thoughts and prayers

sometimes i wish i could tell other women that you can just stop removing your body hair and in many cases the consequences will be way less severe than u expect. you can go to the beach with all your leg hair intact and nobody will stop you or say a thing. you can stop waxing your upper lip and people won’t stare at it the way u might be bracing yourself for. you can quit plucking your brows and eventually they will grow back into themselves and no one will even notice. like for sure women are punished for not participating in beauty rituals but i also feel like so much of it is like The Panopticon sometimes where you just convince yourself that if u stop that kind of gendered upkeep everyone will be mad and stop talking to u forever when in reality you just keep existing and nothing remarkable happens. it’s not always easy but you can kind of just stop for real

anyways tomorrow i take my cat to the vet

he’s 2, and already has chronic kidney disease! yay!

but he’s not been eating lately and has lost weight so we gotta figure out what’s going on

fingers crossed it’s something easy we can handle 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Asks That Start Off Normal But Progressively Get Dark

1- What’s your favorite color?

2- Coffee or tea?

3- If you could live anywhere and cost wasn’t an issue, where would you live? 

4- If you were a time of day, what time of day would you be?

5- What’s your phone wallpaper?

6- What’s a song that you relate to?

7- What would you do if you found a 100 dollar bill on the sidewalk?

8- Do you have any piercings or tattoos? 

9- What song would you want to get kissed to?

10- What song would you play at your funeral?

11- When’s the last time you cried?

12- What do you want to be remembered for when you die?

13- If you could commit any crime without consequence, which crime would you commit? Or would you not commit any crime at all?

14- Would you rather know the date or cause of your death?

15- What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

16- Are we really living or are we just slowly dying?

17- Do you like the taste of blood?

18- If you had to lose a body part, which one would you choose and why?

19- Would you rather be frozen, burned, or drowned?

20- If there's hell of some sort, do you think you’re going there?

21- How would you dispose of a body?

22- Would you kill someone you don’t know to save someone you love?

23- Would you rather be burned at the stake but die a saint beloved by all, or die peacefully but have nobody remember you?

24- Would you rather eat part of a human heart or a whole human eye?

25- What question would you ask the devil?

the scream i scrampt when he came on screen

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