Hotch, Answering The Phone : Hello ?

JJ : If you could choose a reincarnation, what would it be ?

Garcia : A dog to still be a walking sun.

Morgan : A mosquito to annoy Emily.

Reid : A rat to disappear.

Hotch : I already used all of my lives with this team.

Emily : A butterfly.

JJ : They only live a few days.

Emily : That's the point.

Rossi : You shouldn't use a straw.

Luke : Yes I know, it's bad for the environment blabla.

Rossi : Mostly yes. But right now, it's because it's siCK TO EAT SPAGHETTI LIKE THAT.

Reid : My bones are almost clean

Hotch : Huh ??

Reid : Wait, did I not tell you guys about the bones ??

Morgan : What does that even mean ?

Emily : And you guys are calling ME the insane one.

Emily : If I ever opened up to you, I was just joking

Morgan, minding is business at 7am :

Policeman : And you guys are ?

Emily : Tired

Spencer : Dead inside

JJ : Anxious

Morgan : Hungry

Hotch :

Hotch : We're the BAU

Emily : Someone stole my car

JJ : What ? We have to find him !

Emily : Why ? Now the body in the trunk isn't our problem anymore.

JJ : ...The body ? OUR problem ? WHAT BODY ?

Emily, winking : What body ?

Garcia : If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee and hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie, would it kill me ?

Tara : I mean, only if you die.

Garcia, getting the blender : Imma do it

Rossi : Garcia nO-

Garcia : Kinda unfair that my nose isn't heart-shaped like a carebear but whatever

Reid : I am smartest, wisest person of this group.

Rossi : Kid, is your hand stuck in this vending machine ?

Reid : I paid for my bag of candy, I'm getting my bag of candy.

Reid : "Once you've hit rock bottom the only place to go is up". You underestimate me, I've brought my pickaxe and I'm ready to dig.