I Totally Forgot Nanowrimo Was A Thing Until Write This Moment But I Kinda Want To Try It.

You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow

Nonstick broom

there's a weird misconception amongst some people that the problem with our society is that it's hedonistic and materialist. it's the opposite... nobody is having any fun and almost nobody owns anything

All these development about the Luigi and Briana conundrum made me remember this tweet and it applies to the current situation so much

The people are finally asking why the fuck the orphan crushing machine exists

hope is a skill

It depends on how fast each of them is going.