REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lemme tell you. These two? Same person reincarnate. Same sarcasm, same balls of energy, need for speed, outcasted for their differences.

Can’t tell me no.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #21

Batboys as D&D Races...

Dick: Bard-- obviously-- and Genasi, since he's decended from Gypsies.

Jason: Paladin Tiefling.

Tim: Warlock Kalashtar.

Damian: Elvish Assassin Rougue, class Eladrin for his unpredictable behavior.

Okay I cannot be the ONLY one to see the similarities of Bart and Spencer Reid. The Eidetic memory, walking fact book, socially awkward and avoidance of spotlight. A blindspot to romantic endeavours and their petty intellectual pranks. Scientifically proven geniuses, masters of chess and the mind. Acute sense of Justice but also a deep, burning anger. The hair, the baggy clothes. Fuck you, they’re the same person.

Bart: I’m the little spoon!

Jason, wrapping an arm around him: I’m the knife.

Bart: I'm the best observer you know!

Tim: Last week you thought that a sponge in the tower was an owl.

Bart: If you'd stop buyin' ‘em in bird colors, that would stop happening.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #25

Damian Wayne has often been depicted for his uncharacteristicly mature and strikingly violent behavior, but he 100% always participates in childish games like "tag" or "hide-and-seek" because, and I quote (His non-existant quote, this is a headcanon don't @ me) "I will not be bested by you imbiciles"

In the end he always has a good time with his brothers (because Dick is normally the one to drag him into it) and if anyone were to point out his smile, he would immediatly deny any and all accusations of having fun.

[texting]

Dick: I don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Jason: I’m alive.

Damian: Me too.

Tim: Not dead!

Dick: Not in jail?

Tim: Nah.

Damian: Nope.

Jason: *read 8:30 PM*

Barry: I told you no!

Bart: But every molecule of me was screaming 'yes'.

Shazam: [First time meeting the league] oh my god this is so cool!! Tell me everything! What are all of your powers?! I mean, I know Superman is like, indestructible and can fly, and Wonder Woman is super strong and invincible, and Aquaman can talk to fish-

Aquaman: That's not-

Shazam: -and Green Lantern can create stuff, and Flash is super fast, and Batman has super strength too-

Superman: Actually, Batman doesn't have powers.

Shazam:

Shazam: Yeah he does. He's a superhero.

Flash: Nope. He's just a regular dude in a bat costume.

Wonder Woman: He's very competent though.

Wonder Woman: [quietly] compared to certain other heroes at least

Green Lantern: [offended] Hey!

Shazam: But- But how does he fight bad guys?

Flash: He punches them with his human fists and then blows them up with expensive weaponry

Shazam: That's insane! How is he not DEAD?!

Green Lantern: That's what we keep asking ourselves

Shazam: But how does he get to the bad guys if he can’t fly and doesn't have super speed?

Aquaman: Well, sometimes he catches a ride with someone else

Shazam: ...are you telling me Batman piggy back rides into battle?

Green Lantern: [straight faced] It's the only way he rides.

Shazam: Wait, what about Robin? His side kick? He has powers right?

Superman: uh, no not really.

Shazam:

Green Lantern: Only one of the Gothamites have superpowers

Shazam: Wait, you let normal children fight villains?

Superman: WE don't.

Shazam: So you, a league of superheroes, can't stop ONE powerless human from letting kids fight mutant supermonsters?

The League:

Superman: Look, he's very convincing.

Aquaman: Incredibly persuasive

Green Lantern: There was a power point presentation involved