Lucifer: Do You Want To Hear Something That's Going To Ruin Your Day?

New JayBart oneshot posted!

Just thinking about how Bart’s Generation is (Probably) Gen Delta. (It’s not even named yet).

Them

I missed them

inaccurate Batfam quotes #11

Tim: If I ever meet the first person who said "I'll sleep when I'm dead" I'm going to kill them.

Dick: Relax, Tim. Just drink your coffee.

Tim: This isn't even coffee. It's a 12 pack of Five hour energy mixed with cocoa powder...

Jason: An entire pack of 12 hour energy?

Tim: Does anyone else see the talking squirril?

Dick: uhhh, Tim? Squirrils don't talk.

Tim: Cool, just checking my sanity.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #10

Dick: Last night was a mistake and we must agree to never speak of it ever again.

Tim: Okay.

Jason: What happened last night?

Dick: No.

Tim: ...

Dick: Tim... Don't.

Tim: But...

Dick: Tim...

Tim: ...I saw Dick at the men's club.

Jason: Okay?

Tim: He was on the pole.

Jason: oh.

Dick: If you wake up glued to the ceiling, no one will help you.

Jason: I would help.

Dick: You'd join him.

Damian: I would laugh.

Dick: I know you would, Damian.

I completely agrée. Male victims have just as much rights to be upset about the situation as anyone else should be. If you are a victim, and you are reading this, any gender, sexuality, race;I want you to know that everyone in this reblog supports you! You can always come to me to talk. I’d love to try and lift your spirits, even if for a short period of time.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

MORE OF THEM >>>>

it's prestonbartober, actually

AS THE FOUNDER OF JAYBART I AM LITERALLY CRYING THERES FANART NOW YALL THIS IS A MILESTONE ITS SPREADING

Not Fast Enough - A JayBart Playlist

Love Is Easy by McFly | No One’s Here To Sleep (Feat. Dan Smith) by Naughty Boy | Flaws by Bastille | Be Nice To Me by The Front Bottoms |  Life Is A Highway by Rascal Flatts | A Better Son/Daughter by Rilo Kiley | Feeling Good by Michael Bublé |  My Silver Lining by First Aid Kit

Lalala, I didn’t do anything, lalala, I’m innocent. I did draw this though.

@tardigradetheking I got you 😌

In Impulse, Issue #50 “First Fools”, Bart helps Batman on a Joker hostage case while trying to prank Robin on his first ever April Fools day.

Impulse, Issue #48 “when is a Riddle not a riddle”, Bart Allen has to save his mentor Max after being kidnapped by the riddler, who hid bombs around the city revealed only with riddles— too bad Riddler didn’t know Bart doesn’t follow the rules.

Teen Titans, #2 (2003), Bart got shot by A Jericho possessed Deathstroke, facing him off after multiple random attacks and when he first dawns the title “kid Flash”

Deathstroke #40, Impulse works with Deathstroke and multiple other heroes and anti heroes to defeat a common enemy.

In the Series Titans of Tomorrow, Bart Allen and Rose Wilson are in a steady relationship, that I still love to this day.

In Red Robin #12, Tim teams up with Bart and asks him to save Selina Kyle, The Catwoman, from League of Assassin soldiers that snuck into her house while she was asleep.

And this one isn’t with a Gotham Rogue, but it’s funny and relevant. In Young Justice #10 (1998), Bart hits his head so hard that for almost the entire comic, he believes he’s Batman!

Batman has a secret interrogation method specifically for Joker and Riddler and it’s called “Bart”. It’s super effective.

So, you converted me into Jaybart... And I was thinking about ship name. Like.. Idk, RedPulse?

Ah, welcome to the Jaybart cult, new fledgling. Glad to have you with us 😌

Now, as it is, ship names are such an intricate thing. Sometimes it’s just two names sloshed together- like Jaybart is in it’s current state- And sometimes it’s more metaphorical and whimsical.

I will say, I’ve given a little bit of thought into this topic, but I’ve yet to find a suitable conclusion. I’ve thought of funny one’s to match their personalities, and I’ve thought of cute one’s to fuel the shippers plight.

So far, I’ve got: Guns n’ roses, Nightbright, Wingpulse, Fleethood, Fast and furious, jackrabbit, and Jaypulse.

I’m extremely open to suggestions and invite comments and thoughts. I’m entirely too indecisive but I think it should be a collective ideal.