Slytherin and Gryffindor are rival street gangs, Gryffindor being wild having parties in abandoned places and break dance battles in clubs, their leader being the 'golden trio'; Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Slytherin the more respectable, mafia type gang with class and elegance, but perhaps not angelic. Draco Malfoy, the leader of the gang, is not someone you want to cross.
As the winter solstice approaches, I remind myself: Light will always follow dark, dark will always follow light. It is the way of life to find hardship and happiness, happiness and hardship. Even on the darkest days, light will eventually return. Recall how long the northern peoples can go without sunlight. You too can wait for the next dawn, no matter how long that takes.
*Continues pressing every button* “WHAT ARE THESE ALIEN CONTROLS. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! EQUATIONS... CONSPIRACY!!!!”
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
Idk the reason I always think of Bart with 80s wear but-
It fits for some reason
Bart: What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Bart: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
Tim: What does glue have to do with this?
Bart: I knew you’d get stuck there
The Batboys have a traditional game that helps 'train' them to always stay on alert, even when they don't expect it-- even at inoportune times... That's at least what they told Bruce so he'd let them play it.
Jason, jumping on the couch: The floor is Lava!
Dick: Jumps on the Chandelier
Tim: Climbs a bookshelf
Damian: Mounts Batcow™
Bruce: Sighs heavily, pulling his legs onto the chair he was already on
-absolute silence-
Dick, already on his aerial ropes: The floor is Lava!
Jason: casually climbs kitchen counter and continues to eat chips while reading
Damian: Climbs on his bed but decides that's not good enough and climbs on top of the canopy
Tim: Casually stands on the bathroom sink, flipping through research like nothing happened
Bruce: Grunts and simply sits in his office chair
Tim, looking around to see everyone lounging in the cave after a particularly long mission: The floor is Lava.
Damian: Jumping onto Bruce's back "Sacrifices must be made father."
Dick: Cartwheeling onto the Batmobile
Jason: Lay's on the ground completely monotone I'm suffering.
Tim: Shrugs and Joins him
Or having his parents outright disowning him for his sexuality
one thing i do crave is a gay little comic with hartley going to tim and jon, being like “your coming out could always be worse, i told wally i was gay and he ran down a building,” while wally runs in like “that was years ago and i apologised,” this is my one request, dc
outside of you finally confirming connor hawke is gay
❝ i gotta run! ❞
Putting the annoyed in paranoid since the day he was birthed
The Flash: The Fastest Man Alive (2006) #1
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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