As the winter solstice approaches, I remind myself: Light will always follow dark, dark will always follow light. It is the way of life to find hardship and happiness, happiness and hardship. Even on the darkest days, light will eventually return. Recall how long the northern peoples can go without sunlight. You too can wait for the next dawn, no matter how long that takes.
I completely agrée. Male victims have just as much rights to be upset about the situation as anyone else should be. If you are a victim, and you are reading this, any gender, sexuality, race;I want you to know that everyone in this reblog supports you! You can always come to me to talk. I’d love to try and lift your spirits, even if for a short period of time.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
HAHAHAHA I FUCKING CAN’T XD
Tim, sighing exasparatingly: I don't know how to get a girls attention.
Jason: Ask Dick. He's gay and still a chick magnet.
Dick: Talking to some girls on the other side of the room
Tim: I can't even get a guys attention! How the hell does he do that?
Jason: I don't know. HEY DICK!
Dick, turns around and litteral sparkles apear around him: Yes?
Jason, confused and distressed: Nevermind. Yea, your screwed as long as he's in the picture.
Tim: Damn.
Jason, raising a gun: I know a way to get him out of the picture?
Tim: We are not going to kill Dick, hijack a garbage truck to feed his corpse to and move to LA, Jason.
Jason: sadly lowers gun
Bruce: Who's going to help me take down Superman?
batchildren™: crickets
Bruce: Really? None of you? You're my kids!
Jason, from the back: We're adopted!
Bruce: Damian isn't.
Damian: I'm dating Superman's son, I can't kill Jon's dad.
Everyone else: ...
Bruce: Tim?
Tim: I'm actually dating Kon...
Bruce:... Jason?
Jason: Fuck you, old man. I just don't like you.
Bruce: Dick, tell me you aren't dating someone from the superfamily, too.
Dick: Nope.
Bruce: sigh of relief
Dick: Only Wally!
Bruce, realizing all of his kids are dating the pupils of the colleagues he dislikes most: I'm gonna go take a nap...
Tim 500% calls coffee "Anti-Murder Juice" and with every cup is another dodged attempt at everyone around him ending up in some type of harm. Depends on his mood.
If he's really pissed, broken sOmetHing.
If he's a controlled level of pissed, bruises. Don't get in his way.
If he's paranoid, probably some accidental bruise infliction.
If he's annoyed, he'll kill you emotionally.
Those cups of coffee saved lives.
“Paranormal has never bothered me” I love the spirit realm and anything paranormal.I do not get scared easily. I’ve been and actress since I was four years old. I’m an aspiring Figure skater. I don’t have a lot of friends, because I’m weird. Like, abnormally weird. Uhmm... I don’t really know what else to say.
You remember how Bart was like,, super famous in High School? He was the most popular guy around without even trying and not wanting anyone's attention, but Impulse was the least popular hero? Well when he died by the hands of Inertia, his name became public record. I would pay top dollar to see the reactions of everyone that went to High School with him. there was a line in the comics like "Oh, It's just Impulse. Thought it was Allen for a second. Now that would've been cool." People thought Imp was so lame, there was no possible way he could be "Daredevil Allen". Real nickname. I just, wanna see, what they say,,
The batfamily as romantic types...
Dick: The hopeless romantic and flirt, shameless, makes it known who he likes.
Jason: The confused about emotions but still making an effort; getting flowers that he probably just snatched from a feild, buying chocolates and gets embarassed about any positive feedback.
Tim: Border on stalking until he finds out what they like to use that as a tactical advantage, as well as over-analyzies every scenario.
Damian: Very foreward and very formal with everything, probably escort them to his Dads private yacht for a dinner date under candles and stars, being very serious the entire time.
Bruce: Emotionally constipated but sincere.
Barbra: Drops hints, but a lot of them. At once. Sometimes scares people but no one can turn her down, it's Barbra. Does not take no for an answer.
Cassandra: Very shy around them and makes casual comments; "You look nice today." etc.
Duke: Charming and patient, always there for his romantic interest as a friend first and lover second.
Batman has a secret interrogation method specifically for Joker and Riddler and it’s called “Bart”. It’s super effective.
[in the Queer Muskateers groupchat]
Bart: sends a tiktok of a duck in a bathtub
Bart: Oh sh*t it's 3 AM
Bart: My bad
Tim: That's adorable
Bart: GO TO BED
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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