I can’t say how much i love this.
I can just imagine Rei, home alone, creating something. When Enji comes back, he just stares in befuddlement. Since he has no idea what’s normal, he assumes Rei is normal. Therefore, he doesn’t question her actions often.
So basically, Rei can act like the weirdest little goober she wants and her husband won’t question it because he doesn’t think it’s weird.
did i mention how much i love this
When I think of Rei’s childhood, I think of Yuki from Wolf Children.
Just not at all being the lady her parents probably wanted her to be and living her best life collecting bugs, feathers, and small animal bones.
And just like Toga, those interests were suppressed because they ‘weren’t appropriate for little girls,’ and she was made to conform.
I mean, look at her expression and tell me she wasn’t told to sit still and be quiet too many times when she was a child.
I think she was a weird kid.
And that's why I play with the snowboarding theme when I do fanworks involving Rei, as well as the idea that Touya’s inability to sit still when he's agitated/excited comes from Rei. It's also why I have the headcanon there was never a point where Rei and Endeavor loved each other. They already have two extremely different personalities in canon, and the high-energy headcanon just highlights a further personality difference.
I’ve already gone into it in more detail with an Endeavor analysis that I made, but here’s an excerpt that illustrates my point:
...what I think shows here is they weren’t really talking all that much. Specifically, he is not ‘talking down to her.’ He is not treating her with any particular disrespect or putting her down as inferior. He doesn’t have the arrogance he later exhibits. This also isn’t him being aloof and ignoring her either. Look at his face, specifically his eyes. That is the same blank, deer in the headlights, “I have one brain cell dinging around in my head that is struggling to find a way to interact with people,” stare he shares with Shouto.
He has no idea what to say to her.
So finally, Rei turns off to the side to admire the garden, and he asks, “Do you like the flowers?” It’s a small thing, but it does show that in some capacity, he did show some interest in Rei and making her happy. He’s just stupidly awkward about it at this point. (Even if his ultimate goal was…well, we’ll get into that.)
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The long and short of it is if you remove the violence/temper aspect of Endeavor's character, you basically have Shouto: An awkward dork who doesn’t entirely know how to interact with people and he probably doesn’t understand sarcasm or euphemisms either. The main reason we can’t see that side of Endeavor’s character very well is because he’s weaponized intimidation/violence to cover it up. (Dammit, dude, this it not how you patch a character flaw.) So I don’t think Shouto’s isolation and childhood training caused his social ineptitude so much as exacerbated a character trait that was already there. He got it from Dad.
So referring to the earlier pre-kids part of Rei and Endeavor's relationship before the violence actually started, imagine the awkward personality-type paired with a partner who is, by all accounts, weird and has too much energy to be contained. Arranged marriage aside, I like the idea that Rei reverted back to her odd personality after she left her parents’ house. I like to think she danced in the kitchen when there was no one home, hoarded feathers and skulls and other odd keepsakes, and looked for places where she could snowboard. She was a housewife by herself for long periods of time, so who was going to stop her?
There is a short story I absolutely love called Ink, Water, Milk by Catherynne M. Valente. The plot's not relevant to this post, but there is a scene where a bored housewife buys a bunch of those cube-shaped watermelons and just stacks them in her fridge to admire them.
And for some reason, I can picture Rei doing this.
Like Endeavor just comes home to find her sitting cross-legged in front of the open fridge and smiling happily at the nine cubed watermelons stacked neatly inside. (Keep in mind, these things average $100-$200 a piece and are inedible/decorative.) No explanation for why she's done this, she just has a big, ecstatic smile on her face and pointing into the fridge. You know, Touya energy when he's a kid and excited about something. And Endeavor, in true Shouto fashion, is baffled by what she’s done, has no idea why she’s done it, and wondering if there’s a joke he’s not understanding.
I like to mirror this behavior in Touya and Shouto when I can in writing for Ambush Simulation. Underneath the trauma, they are at their core the brother with their mother’s high energy and the brother who is socially awkward and doesn’t quite know how to deal with the unhinged behavior but doing his best.
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Edit because I just found this gif.
Young Rei:
and then Argos is just under the table, tail wagging and starry eyed.
i think argos died in the original odyssey but this is the internet so i can head-canon that athena blessed argos to only die when telemachus/ody dies
My favorite post-EPIC headcanon is that Odysseus' family is just completely accepting of all the unhinged sh*t that he's done.
Odysseus, over dinner, some 2 months after his return: And then I finned the sirens, letting them drown. We ate the tails later.
Telemachus, starry-eyed: OMG GUYS THAT'S MY DAD!! THAT IS!! MY DAD!! (points excitedly) ISN'T HE INCREDIBLE?
Odysseus: And later when he wouldn't stop being in my way I stabbed a god repeatedly with his own trident.
Penelope, heart-eyed: That's my husband. My love. Love of my life. You slay, my king.
The rest of the people at the table are 100% freaked out and probably terrified, btw.
sometimes jason has this deep conversations with gus and gus always meows at him as if he's answering. jason is like gossiping with gus but the rest of the batfam thinks jason is insane, dick iq like "is that fat cat talking to you?" and jason is like "shut up"
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AHAHAHAHA WAIT DOES THIS IMPLY THAT JASON BRINGS GUS TO THE BATCAVE BC THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Jason has to make his whole family meet his new obese cat, so he brings Gus to the batcave for a visit. Gus sleeps on the Batcomputer. Gus apparently is heavy enough to trigger all weight panels. All of the other animals are afraid of Gus. Titus won’t go within 5 feet of the cat and drags Damian (holding the leash) to the side. Damian shouts “WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? THE CAT IS FAR TOO OBESE TO CHASE YOU.” Damian does love the cat though. He has been caught petting the cat in his lap saying “you are a truly majestic animal.”
Jason is talking to the cat about how Dick made a reckless move and jumped off a building to dodge a punch from a rogue. Gus meows back and Jason goes “I KNOW, RIGHT? And get this: now he’s trying to act like it wasn’t that big of a deal!!” Gus meows. “EXACTLY!” The cat meows again. “That’s exactly what I told him, Gus. He’s just being obtuse.” Meow. “Sorry, big word. He’s just being ridiculous.” Meow. “I agree.” Meow. “Now I wouldn’t go that far.” Meow. “Gus!!” Meow. Jason laughs hysterically.
Dick watches, just blinking. He looks at Tim to make sure this is real. Tim is also just staring. Jason picks up his obese cat and leaves.
Do you know the Hermes man
The Hermes man
The Hermes man
Do you know the Hermes man
Who sells us all Mo-ly
Do you know the Hermes man
The Hermes man
The Hermes man
Do you know the Hermes man
Who sent Ody to Charybdis
Do you know the Hermes man
The Hermes man
The Hermes man
Do you know the Hermes man
Ithaca’s drug lord-
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Do you know him?
Was doodling some Hermes last night
Chat im cooking i have college courses and backups in mind
Plan A - The initial plan, Medtech.
Plan B - In case of failure in Plan A, Architecture.
Plan C - In case of failure in both Plan A AND Plan B, Accounting.
Fuck guys im so far away from college but here i am, being a lil worrywart
It’s official. Damian is Dick’s apprentice mother hen, only Damian treats his patients/wards like animals.
Meal times, occasional treats (ie the syringe of expresso), and more
Bruce: I'm so relieved that Tim and Damian are getting along :)
Damian: shoving the antibiotic down Tim's throat like a dog
(Also Bruce: How's karma taste Tim?)
Part 2 from this
Backfired
true tho, i wouldn’t buy (for example) juice with ai oranges on the front
Its perfect.
Poseidon: How will you sleep at night?
Odysseus: Next to my wife.
Poseidon: And do you think she'll be proud of you torturing a god?!
Odysseus: Dude, she's from Sparta. Me telling her this is gonna be like foreplay for her.
Wonder if he has insurance (I don’t think so, not with that ascot)
Yall i just remembered that getting bit by a person is actually really bad like people go to the er for that
But Bruce doesn’t mind
He loves his kids and will tolerate them no matter what
Look, if you don't think all the Robins bit/still bite people, idk what to tell you.
This is now just a dead account I wont be posting things or doing anything here I do have another blog that im setting up tho so stay tuned
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