Poseidon: How Will You Sleep At Night?

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and then Argos is just under the table, tail wagging and starry eyed.

i think argos died in the original odyssey but this is the internet so i can head-canon that athena blessed argos to only die when telemachus/ody dies

My favorite post-EPIC headcanon is that Odysseus' family is just completely accepting of all the unhinged sh*t that he's done.

Odysseus, over dinner, some 2 months after his return: And then I finned the sirens, letting them drown. We ate the tails later.

Telemachus, starry-eyed: OMG GUYS THAT'S MY DAD!! THAT IS!! MY DAD!! (points excitedly) ISN'T HE INCREDIBLE?

Odysseus: And later when he wouldn't stop being in my way I stabbed a god repeatedly with his own trident.

Penelope, heart-eyed: That's my husband. My love. Love of my life. You slay, my king.

The rest of the people at the table are 100% freaked out and probably terrified, btw.

I love how this borders between sensical and just stupid. I love this tho and don’t take it to heart (its the funny kind of stupid)

HOW THE HASHIRA'S WOULD PLAY ROBLOX

HOW THE HASHIRA WOULD PLAY ROBLOX

SANEMI

● Would rage when he dies in an obby

●Very good at bullying kids on Roblox (obanai is helping)

●Would love a peaceful game

He secretly likes hello kitty cafe

●Doesn't play often

MITSURI

She would get scammed in adopt me (obanai gave her a unicorn pet)

Never bullies kid on Roblox

She would play Tycoon or obbys like hello kitty tycoon or some easy cute hobby

Plays with everyone especially shinobu and iguro

●she tried to invite giyuu but obanai unfriended him from mitsuri's phone

IGURO

● Plays with mitsuri and sanemi only

● He was so harsh that he got banned from Roblox

● I feel like he wouldn't play games with jails (BC of his past)He is friends with the hashiras (mostly plays with mitsuri and sanemi)

(Plays like once 1 a month)

MUICHIRO

● Doesn't have any regrets he bully kids so much the kids regret it every time

● He can play horror game at 4:00 without getting scared

● He has as many pets in adpot me it thinks it is cute

Man declines every friendship request he gets,his only friends on Roblox are tanjiro,nezuko, and of course, the hashiras

●(Installed the game bc of tanjiro)

GIYUU

● he plays calm towers

● He often play's alone but sometimes tries to make friends (it becomes so awkward that they leave the server)

Is friends on Roblox the kamaboko squad and shinobu,Shinobu bullies him a lot in any game

SHINOBU

She barely play's

She bullies kid while smiling at the screen

Bought butterfly wings

Joins giyuu to see what he is doing and bullies him

Gyomei

He is blind.

TENGEN

MAN AS ONE OF THE UGLIEST RICHEST AVATARS

Plays with his wife's and rengoku

man, I feel he plays games that cost money

(didn't get much in tengen sorry)

He calls everyone avatar poor, and he gets roasted so bad he needs to leave the server

RENGOKU

Man plays pizza pizza place and food obbie

Poor people when he gets voice chat he screams into the mic

Man is avatar is a bacon it thinks its cute

Pretty friendly as many friends

Bro, he texts like he is still in the 1920s

Love YALL ALL THIS IS MY SECOND POST TAKE YOU IF YOU LIKED HAVE A AWESOME DAY

I hc that Bruce does it for the JL too.

To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

We need to make America villains great again.

Athena: Hey, wanna try to overthrow Zeus together?

Hera: You.

Athena: What?

Hera: I'm choosing you.

Athena: ...as what?

Hera: As my favorite illegitimate step daughter.

Athena: ...oh, cool. Btw, I am not an illegitimate child since I was born in marriage-

Hera: YOU, I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW. WANT TO DO YOUR MAKEUP AND TALK ABOUT BOYS?

Athena: I don't really like boys-

Hera: EVEN BETTER. LET'S GO.

Vengeance Saga has me acting up

WOOOOOOOO

FRICK ‘IM UP, ODYSSEUS! FRICK ‘IM UP