I’m Sorry, But When The FUCK Was I Gonna Be Informed That I Can’t Reach Ao3 Because Of Fucking Anti-lgbtq+

I’m participating in NaNoWriMo because I hate myself. Wish me luck!!

haha uhm so all of my titles are either song lyrics (bc i literally only write song fics sue me) or reminders of wtf is supposed to be happening so that when i’m writing i don’t forget what i’m doing haha so yeah also i get like intense???? when i get a fic idea i like so all caps and too much punctuation is like my thing. someone needs to take google docs away from me i should not have this many unfinished drafts sitting there when i have an assload of prompts too-

Gross

I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOUUUUUUUU

Shoutout to my creative writing professor 👨‍🏫 🔛🔝

B E A C H B O Y T H E T H I R D

Make fettuccine with me 😊

HOLESOME ASS DANCE AU STUFFIES

WITTLEKIDDOS

Live laugh love languages

lil dancey dancey west side story typa shi gone homo???!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!

FIXING THIS SAD SHIT ONE OS AT A TIME

no one is alone - baby’s first angst

RAMONAAAAA

Sad little pathetic gay song (tumblr says let bbboy cook)

My delulu story ❤️

SETTLE. DOWN. WITH YOU.

like what????? why- wha- anyways this has like opened my eyes to how much i have to finish these things lol. i’m tagging @magma-frog0 bc i literally talk to nobody else and am very intrigued anddd @roxy-writes for old times sake. feel not any obligation!!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

thanks for the tag @elevenelvenswords

(writing only, ignoring the art wips cause we'd be here forever)

Forbidden Fruits

Ordained in Blood and Gold

I'm ready for it, i hunger for it

Do You Think Me Mad?

Ode to Ashes

I will be your Judas

Freckles

Maironi/ flash sync

There are no words (lol)

no pressure tagging: @thefairylights @nalyra-dreaming @a-world-of-whimsy-5 @niennawept @transsexualhamlet @tarmairons @swanhild @mayakoroz @etoilesombre @elvenmoans

Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the Oscars 2024

EVERYBODY GO READ THIS RN. AT THIS VERY SECOND. @alister312 you actually hit the prompt out of the park! it’s everything i wanted it to be and more! thank you thank you thank you!!! and thank you @spinthetags for organizing this!!

stay tuned for my addition to this event soon!

Summary:

The Festival of Lights is a yearly Larnion winter tradition and the crown prince, Kyle, is busy as usual with his royal duties. However, this year he finds himself a little distracted. Each night, a new gift appears in his room from a secret gifter (and admirer). Before the eight nights are up, Kyle hopes to find out just who keeps sneaking into room and, admittedly, his heart.

written for the @spinthetags secret santa exchange for my giftee, the one and only @cosmicluzer!! happy holidays!! i was SO so excited to get you in the exchange, considering the wonderful comments you made on my clyle fic still live delightfully rent free in my head <3 your prompt/request was also such a good idea and i can only hope i did it justice

I WOVE MY WITTLE CROW BABAS AHHH!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Okay!!! so, I participated in @spinthetags’s holiday themed secret Santa and I had the pleasure to write for the lovely @tulip-tune! I loved all of your prompts, but Kyle being an oblivious little bugger has a special place in my heart and I just love writing children with child crushes being kids! So, I hope you enjoy, and have a wonderful holiday season!

I just found out that these dumb fucking freaks are trying to take not only my soft gay shit, but my fucking porn too. I’m sorry, but wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?! If I loose this, I have nothing to live for. That means that I am all the more willing to fucking SLAUGHTER whoever dare try and lay a fucking FINGER on my HARDCORE GAY SMUT!!!! You know, I always said that I wouldn’t write any hardcore smut until the stars aligned and I knew that nobody I knew would find my Tumblr or ao3 account, but idk anymore. I’ll be setting up a pole soon for what you guys wanna see. Fandom, type of shit, all that jazz. Wait for that update and give me some feedback on whatever deranged shit you want me to post for my first on ao3 in honor of the

Mr. Sandman, I itch my toe I have a rash on it and it ain’t fun bro Please get me your Vaseline Mr. Sandman, bring me a cream

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Not me, fucking waiting for my husband (someone im texting stuff that im not even sure constitutes as flirting) to come back from war (to respond). I though I was over thissss

okokok now I wanna see how I can sell diff ppl on different opinions, seeing as idk who’s winning. so, some propaganda for you:

save a horse (actually the cowboy):

look, we all wanted Ace to live. after he left of after alabasta I was so ready to see more of him. and then he just had to go get his ass kicked. so, no, i do not forgive anyone for that. how do we fix our problems on tumblr?? by writing an au abt it, ofc. so, save the man. and ill make this fic like the fluffiest shit ever just cuz if an endings gonna be happy w me it’s gonna be the happiest. Sanji and Ace are just gonna be in love and it’ll be so eww.

it’s a cannon event (cowboys aren’t even that cool):

okay, a little lotta bit angsty. but who doesn’t like hurt sanji?? And in an environment where he can’t act hurt (infer all you’d like, your getting nothing outta me >:) ) means for some serious character development. And inflection galore too. Also, hurt sanji is like everyone’s cup of tea, so I don’t see why we wouldn’t kill of the bitch if he’s already dead canonically.

that’s all I could come up with now look forward to further propaganda later ;)

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