Not Me, Fucking Waiting For My Husband (someone Im Texting Stuff That Im Not Even Sure Constitutes As

merry christmas or happy holidays or just happy monday to yall. drink some water, eat a cracker, and hug someone (yourself counts).

my Spotify wrapped just came in!! :D

time to find out how fucked up in the head I am

reminder to all of my whores viewing the eclipse today:

-wear eclipse glasses. i don’t care how strong you think your eyes are, you’re gonna hurt yourself

-Aztecs thought Quetzalcoatl, a giant ass serpent, are the sun so if you don’t like snakes you better watch out cuz your next

-Mexican legend says that any pregnant woman that sees the eclipse will inadvertently cause her child’s face to get eaten by a jaguar later in life so, yknow, maybe close your eyes if superstition is your thing.

-please make sure you are aware of your surroundings. staring at the sky with dark glasses leaves you kinda vulnerable, so be by people you trust in a safe environment.

-eclipses can be seen as culturally bad, but really they are transformative. do something new, go see a friend, go on a date, buy a cake or something.

-go leave a flower on your loved ones grave or something. some Native American tradition calls this a time of mourning, so pay attention little live for those who can’t be with you to see the eclipse.

-no, this is not the end of the world. it’s just really cool.

-if your really worried that you like contracted a space disease then go and take a bath after. and if you’re not, take one just to relax. bathes are fun.

-you don’t need to have money to enjoy it. if you don’t have glasses then use something from here: https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2024/04/08/watch-solar-eclipse-safely-without-glasses-alternative-tree-leaves-colander-pinhole-projector-box/73242785007/#. i’ve used a colander to watch a partial eclipse and it was still awesome.

drink some water, grab your glasses, head to your lawn and enjoy the view. if you’re not in the path of totality or just won’t be seeing it at all, then enjoy the experience of knowing that’s somewhere on this planet something monumental is happening and you are alive for it.

gobble gobble, bitches. happy late fucksgiving! hope yall told your loved ones how many fucks you give them, and know that yall have all the fucks in my heart

Happy Gay Losers!! (+Update)

Hey fellow Tumblr users! Happy pride month! Just wanted to inform you all about how I intend to celebrate the fun gay times now that I have some free time (FINALLY!!). First off, I’m finishing Myth May. I have it basically finished in my notes app, so I’ll post those on here soon enough. I intend to celebrate June with some information on my favorite historical gays so that we can keep the queer spirit high all month long. I’m not sure how much I’ll post, but it’ll certainly be more than how much I currently post. Just wanted to reiterate the happy gay and wish you all a good morning/afternoon/evening/night

All of the love,

cosmicluzer 💫

actually vomiting ao3 is down and ive lost my will to live

for OP fanfic enjoyers:

im gay

^pretty pony-worthy, if i do say so myself, but probs a middle school boy type-a confession

honestly, mood.

haha uhm so all of my titles are either song lyrics (bc i literally only write song fics sue me) or reminders of wtf is supposed to be happening so that when i’m writing i don’t forget what i’m doing haha so yeah also i get like intense???? when i get a fic idea i like so all caps and too much punctuation is like my thing. someone needs to take google docs away from me i should not have this many unfinished drafts sitting there when i have an assload of prompts too-

Gross

I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOUUUUUUUU

Shoutout to my creative writing professor 👨‍🏫 🔛🔝

B E A C H B O Y T H E T H I R D

Make fettuccine with me 😊

HOLESOME ASS DANCE AU STUFFIES

WITTLEKIDDOS

Live laugh love languages

lil dancey dancey west side story typa shi gone homo???!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!

FIXING THIS SAD SHIT ONE OS AT A TIME

no one is alone - baby’s first angst

RAMONAAAAA

Sad little pathetic gay song (tumblr says let bbboy cook)

My delulu story ❤️

SETTLE. DOWN. WITH YOU.

like what????? why- wha- anyways this has like opened my eyes to how much i have to finish these things lol. i’m tagging @magma-frog0 bc i literally talk to nobody else and am very intrigued anddd @roxy-writes for old times sake. feel not any obligation!!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

thanks for the tag @elevenelvenswords

(writing only, ignoring the art wips cause we'd be here forever)

Forbidden Fruits

Ordained in Blood and Gold

I'm ready for it, i hunger for it

Do You Think Me Mad?

Ode to Ashes

I will be your Judas

Freckles

Maironi/ flash sync

There are no words (lol)

no pressure tagging: @thefairylights @nalyra-dreaming @a-world-of-whimsy-5 @niennawept @transsexualhamlet @tarmairons @swanhild @mayakoroz @etoilesombre @elvenmoans