Look Up

Here,

Take this or mobs’ll start spawning

real dialogue from the game

the run up to the ides of march on tumblr is what christmas used to feel like as a kid

it sucks so bad that on top of everything else going on i’m 5’3

ok so a little backstory first, im in a dnd campaign with some friends. i play a character named bug, shes a half-orc barbarian who is just an absolute tank but a ray of sunshine. its the third session were fighting, we split up, bug has 17 xp. me and the fighter i went with are fighting, we decided to flee because i have low xp and so does he, and we lost sight of the monster. the fighter makes it out alive but i roll a nat 1. in our campaign we have a homebrew rule where if you roll a nat 1 you take 1d4 damage, so i take 1 damage and dont make it out of the room. its the monsters turn, it uses it claws to stab into my back and pick my up. it uses necrotic blast, getting 3d6 damage to me, i currently have 9 xp. the dm rolls all 6s so its 18 damage, 2x your xp means you dont get to roll the death saves so BUG IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. IM MOURNING, IM GONNA RIOT, THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL

i have a chaotic goats soul, and by that i mean i will eat that street paper, i will nibble that cord, i will chomp that cardboard, feed me random mundane (probably inedible but not deadly) objects and i will remain loyal and respectful to you for entirety :D

My sister and I just finished the Sonic Movie 3 fan event at my local AMC theater...

BEST. MONEY. EVER. SPENT.

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars