i have a chaotic goats soul, and by that i mean i will eat that street paper, i will nibble that cord, i will chomp that cardboard, feed me random mundane (probably inedible but not deadly) objects and i will remain loyal and respectful to you for entirety :D
both!
Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
"so what music do you listen t-"
BEARS IN TREES. SILLY BRITISH PEOPLE WHO MAKE MUSIC ABOUT LOVING YOUR FRIENDS. ENGLAND.
This is your daily reminder to drink water
Reblog to remind others
alright, my turn
10,000 notes and i tell all my irl friends im a girl
spreading the nico miku fan agenda
ok so a little backstory first, im in a dnd campaign with some friends. i play a character named bug, shes a half-orc barbarian who is just an absolute tank but a ray of sunshine. its the third session were fighting, we split up, bug has 17 xp. me and the fighter i went with are fighting, we decided to flee because i have low xp and so does he, and we lost sight of the monster. the fighter makes it out alive but i roll a nat 1. in our campaign we have a homebrew rule where if you roll a nat 1 you take 1d4 damage, so i take 1 damage and dont make it out of the room. its the monsters turn, it uses it claws to stab into my back and pick my up. it uses necrotic blast, getting 3d6 damage to me, i currently have 9 xp. the dm rolls all 6s so its 18 damage, 2x your xp means you dont get to roll the death saves so BUG IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. IM MOURNING, IM GONNA RIOT, THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL
going through hell doing something i like doing for an activity for me and my friends