OOC: THIS GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭💀💀 (credits To Sunshinemoon3341)

This is your daily reminder to drink water

Reblog to remind others

real dialogue from the game

The book of bill is literally just "hey what if we gave bill cipher a physical tumblr blog!!" With the full passage of the great gatsby, the gay yearning, and the fucking silly straws page, bill cipher somehow managed to make money off of a tumblr blog in book format

i love how the bit of text on the back of a book is called a blurb, it’s literally the perfect word

Fucked up that we got monday tomorrow

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

the run up to the ides of march on tumblr is what christmas used to feel like as a kid

THEY WANTED TO HEAT UP THE SALSA??????? cold or room temp kid(s?) was/were fully in the right, hot salsa is weird and wrong