THEY WANTED TO HEAT UP THE SALSA??????? Cold Or Room Temp Kid(s?) Was/were Fully In The Right, Hot Salsa

ok so a little backstory first, im in a dnd campaign with some friends. i play a character named bug, shes a half-orc barbarian who is just an absolute tank but a ray of sunshine. its the third session were fighting, we split up, bug has 17 xp. me and the fighter i went with are fighting, we decided to flee because i have low xp and so does he, and we lost sight of the monster. the fighter makes it out alive but i roll a nat 1. in our campaign we have a homebrew rule where if you roll a nat 1 you take 1d4 damage, so i take 1 damage and dont make it out of the room. its the monsters turn, it uses it claws to stab into my back and pick my up. it uses necrotic blast, getting 3d6 damage to me, i currently have 9 xp. the dm rolls all 6s so its 18 damage, 2x your xp means you dont get to roll the death saves so BUG IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. IM MOURNING, IM GONNA RIOT, THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL

the turkey swiss on rye incident

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Fucked up that we got monday tomorrow

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me