Ok, So Im Starting My Own Dnd Campaign And Im The Dm, And Im Starting To Plan Stuff And I Asked My Friends

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Reminder that when you break the law, cops come and drag you to jail. When oligarchs and their minions break the law, several lawsuits are filed, while they're left to continue breaking laws.

The mythos of our "checks and balances" is being ripped apart before our eyes. There is no balance. Only meaningless security theater that does not impede their disastrous actions at all.

posting on tumblr to pretend im texting my many friends, jess winger style

grover underwood appreciation post 🫶🏼🌿

We both know I was your first friend.

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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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New York, 1992

when bears in trees said hey it's okay welcome to the family a patchwork tuxedo and when bears in trees said i felt unlovable but they love me so dearly i must just be wrong and when bears in trees said i am so cold but they hold me in a way that makes the pain go away and when bears in trees said heaven sent is the way you say you're proud of me i'm unconditionally loved and when bears in trees said i'll be your house when your roof starts leaking and when bears in trees said we'll find common ground in the aches that get us down and when bears in trees said i love my friends they make me feel alive again.

slept for 11 hours and had a dream me and my family went on a cross country roadtrip to stop a cartel group that was hurting dogs and scamming millions that we got involved in because of fake magic the gathering cards