Posting On Tumblr To Pretend Im Texting My Many Friends, Jess Winger Style

I would love to lay down in a seraphic, regal futon and be fed cheezits all day, but instead I am shackled to lay in my mundane bean bag chair, and I am forced to feed the cheezits to myself

guys absolutely HYPE update. so basically me and my dm called and we decided that the rest of the party should fight zombie bug, and im gonna hide, and then bugs going to get possessed bc of some necromancy magic and im gonna come out and play evil bug, and theyre gonna kill evil bug and bring regular bug back. theyre also all going up a level and in going up two, so theyll be level 3 and ill be level 4.

ok so a little backstory first, im in a dnd campaign with some friends. i play a character named bug, shes a half-orc barbarian who is just an absolute tank but a ray of sunshine. its the third session were fighting, we split up, bug has 17 xp. me and the fighter i went with are fighting, we decided to flee because i have low xp and so does he, and we lost sight of the monster. the fighter makes it out alive but i roll a nat 1. in our campaign we have a homebrew rule where if you roll a nat 1 you take 1d4 damage, so i take 1 damage and dont make it out of the room. its the monsters turn, it uses it claws to stab into my back and pick my up. it uses necrotic blast, getting 3d6 damage to me, i currently have 9 xp. the dm rolls all 6s so its 18 damage, 2x your xp means you dont get to roll the death saves so BUG IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. IM MOURNING, IM GONNA RIOT, THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL

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thank you, it tis an honor i will hold for all my life.

I guess I’m just really confused about why we were concerned about a Chinese app having all of our data but we’re not concerned about a South African immigrant having all of our data…and all of our Social Security numbers…and access to all of our money…

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I wasn't aware of this one, so I'm trying to spread the word.

this is the gay agenda and i LOVE it

i want you to have double my fellow fish <3

I want five hundred billion dollars and I want whoever reads this to have five hundred billion dollars