Barbatos: I Wanted To Have A Good Day Today.. But No. Body Horror.

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

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crappy rushed sketches of some of my unironic favorites

Unrelated to my blog but If you went back to Rome times and took a picture of some roman dude with your smartphone you could tell them you were a lesser god and that you own there soul now and they would totally believe you

One day you're going to wake up as a toy and two children will rip you apart

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this you?

Hey.

Remember when you called Barbatos your "sinister little coochie nut?"

Well I do. Why'd you do that?

WHAT WOAH I DID THAT??

I sincerely do not remember-

anyway, sorry my lil sinister lil coochie nut

Headcanon: In an attempt to make Moon more likeable/less scary to kids, the company added the Daycare Theater, (which is obviously dark) for Moon to take the children and watch shows/movies every now and then, its typically framed in a “sneaky” way, as if they’re doing something they shouldn't be, in contrast of how he acts at nap time

this is kinda selling into the Moon is different in the day vs the night (security mode/hacked)  where he’s nicer in the daytime///

He, like Sun, really likes kids and doesn't like the fact that his programing and appearance cause most of them to fear him, so.. in any time other than “nap time” when he gets to be around children he really plays up him kindness, volume and general moral /energy, basically trying to copy Sun in any way he can, typically exhausting/overworking himself far over his own limit with his obviously less extreme personality.

Moon IS a good boy shut up >:(( /hj

I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so

I'm not visiting you in the hospital <3

Do you feel it? The burn?

Do you hear it? The screams?

You've forsaken them.

You have forsaken me.

Stop eating 50+ year old candy

I DO WHAT I WANT FART FACE <3

Who tf voted Lucifer??