Barbatos' Pronouns Are Time/itself

I'm just glad Bowser Jr has a positive male role model in his life, Not that Bowser is BAD but let's be honest, mid dad a bit too evil the only thing he knows about parenting is that he has to feed the kid every know and then, Luigi? I feel like he's a great dad and I hope they're very happy together and that Luigi can bring some normalcy to Bowser and his son's lives because honestly Bowser Jr deserves a happy childhood even if he is a little shit

Anyways

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

You guys think Paradise Lost was always shaped like a wing? Or did it gain that shape after Lucifer showed up? Because I'm getting a feeling that free will in the whb universe don't exist for anyone

WHICH FUCKING CHAT??? SCREENSHOTS. I DEMAND IT.

Luke: Mmmh Barbatos?

Barbatos: Yes, Luke?

Luke: *shy* Have you ever been called cute?

Barbatos: *smiling in a macabre way* Yes.

Luke: Oh! And what did you tell them afterwards?

Barbatos: Let's just say that no one who has spoken those words to me lives to tell it. *leaves the room*

Luke: *gulping* I guess no one is crazy enough to call Barbatos Cute.

Later that day

Mc: *entering the room* Where is my cute butler?

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Cute, beautifull, lovely and the most precious demon in de word.

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Aren't you my most cute, cutie baby?

Barbatos: I am, indeed *smiling*.

Mc: Awwww *hugging the demon*.

Barbatos: *embracing them even tighter*.

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Based on a chat of Obey me shall we date ☺️.

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Thanks to the two ppl that liked this, honestly you guys are the only real ones

Why isn't "garfield's problematic hot takes" not the most used tag? Wtf

sun rise

I’m pretty sure all the hype and love over Sun is just the leftover hole in our hearts from foxy not being our perfect good guy baby. We were all so devastated as kids that now that one of our robo “friends” is proven to simply not want to kill us, we make him our good guy baby and all grasp the concept by the ass and never let go

plus Sun is cute

i have a rant about ship names coming on Jan 2 so watch out for that lads

Implying anyone would be cuddling Lucifer at all (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Everyone just wants to be held in mc’s arms as the little spoon.

Lucifer won’t say it, he’s to prideful

Mammon’s to much of a tsundere

Levi’s way to shy

Satan happily asks for cuddles in his room (and to piss off Lucifer)

Asmo has no shame and is always in your arms

Beel won’t ask but melts when you do anyway

Belphie is a spoiled brat who likes making his brothers mad

Diavolo is stopped by Lucifer and barb

Barb never rests because he’s one fell of a butler

Simon only asks when your alone

Solomon is very sad and needs human comfort and also to just shove it the others faces because he’s the only other human there

Thirteen is very happy in your arms and kinda goes on her own without you even saying anything

Mephistopheles is... Mephistopheles

I have no clue what Raphael does (if you have any ideas please share)

And Luke reins supreme as an adorable child

MC will throw who ever is in their arms if Luke even looks like he wants cuddles and honestly so would I.