I'd Fucking Bite You And Scream Like A Feral Cat But Secretly Appreciate It

THIS. THIS IS WHY I NEED DOMESTIC FANFICS OF THESE TWO, JUST. I'M SOBBING

THIS IS SO CUTE???1?11???

NEED that angel Barbatos card you have no idea,,,, I'm so normal about him pls

The demon king and Barbatos are dating behind everyone's back

They were dating before Diavolo was born but had to break up because Dk had to choose between his Barb and his wife, he choose his wife

After she died and Diavolo was born Dk tried to go back to Barbatos but my he wasn't having any of that drama

But despite this Barbatos still kept in contact with him, cause well, even if they aren't fucking they're still really close (Barbatos refused to come to the castle)

The original reason Barb came to the castle was because after eons of cock blocking Dk he finally said yes, then he met Diavolo for the first time (Diavolo still being a child at this point)

After Barbatos became Diavolo's butler Dk was confused and lowkey upset but tried to get with with him like 6 second later, to which Barbatos said no

After seeing the lowkey child neglect that was going on Barbatos decided that they probably could never be a real couple like they once were, I mean, what if they have a baby? Would Dk treat them like shit too? Even if he did, wouldn't that be fucked up for Diavolo to see?

But turns out that no was a fucking lie, cause they did end up dating actually

Anyways that's my fanfic outline, straight from the Google doc

Birth is such a beautiful thing

mitosis

The more I think about Diavolo and Barbatos, the more I realize I'd be a horrible Stepparent, Disney level bad. like- no I can not love that child it ain't mine why's it looking at me-

Barbatos come get your son;;;

"why are you OBSESSED with this topic, why do you care SO much" says the person who has not stopped arguing with me about it themselves. My autistic ass will reply to you every time even if I end up repeating myself like a robot because it only takes a second of my time and my mental loop convinces me that this time, surely, you are going to agree. My dedication isn't even tied to the personal importance of the topic but to how wrong I think you're being. It somehow hooks me right in like an addictive novel I can't put down 🤷‍♀️

Thanks to the two ppl that liked this, honestly you guys are the only real ones

Why isn't "garfield's problematic hot takes" not the most used tag? Wtf

I'm just glad Bowser Jr has a positive male role model in his life, Not that Bowser is BAD but let's be honest, mid dad a bit too evil the only thing he knows about parenting is that he has to feed the kid every know and then, Luigi? I feel like he's a great dad and I hope they're very happy together and that Luigi can bring some normalcy to Bowser and his son's lives because honestly Bowser Jr deserves a happy childhood even if he is a little shit

Anyways

Implying anyone would be cuddling Lucifer at all (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Everyone just wants to be held in mc’s arms as the little spoon.

Lucifer won’t say it, he’s to prideful

Mammon’s to much of a tsundere

Levi’s way to shy

Satan happily asks for cuddles in his room (and to piss off Lucifer)

Asmo has no shame and is always in your arms

Beel won’t ask but melts when you do anyway

Belphie is a spoiled brat who likes making his brothers mad

Diavolo is stopped by Lucifer and barb

Barb never rests because he’s one fell of a butler

Simon only asks when your alone

Solomon is very sad and needs human comfort and also to just shove it the others faces because he’s the only other human there

Thirteen is very happy in your arms and kinda goes on her own without you even saying anything

Mephistopheles is... Mephistopheles

I have no clue what Raphael does (if you have any ideas please share)

And Luke reins supreme as an adorable child

MC will throw who ever is in their arms if Luke even looks like he wants cuddles and honestly so would I.

This is the best thing!

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