You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Said I Simped For Him BEFORE Sb Came Out

Hey pet au people, I have a question.

what are you imagining?

When you say stuff like, "Belphlgor is usually solitary but when paired with Beelzebub has an easier time cohabitating with two or more other pets" are you imagining the boys in their demon forms? As animals? Is it a Catboy situation, or are they just their normal selves but demons are seen as pets? How big are they?

When you say the names specifically and apply specific behaviors on them, are we as readers supposed to take that as them being a species? Hypothetically could I adopt like 5 Lukes?

Ok so, that was more than one question but still-

The exact vibe 👏👏👏

Diavolo’s charm(?)

when did we as a society decided that random signs with no legal weight behind them would be law? Why can't I loiter here? You aren't god.

Please, never let this meme die

This reads like something I'd write while crying but okay

Crack theory

While MC is in the past after the whole time travel nightbringer situation, the brothers in the original timeline have to go on with their lives without MC including celebrating their birthdays without MC

And that's why there's no birthday events

But that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY!!!

Sobbing

THERE

IS

SO

MUCH

HERE

Cringe culture is the reason I can't find the hyper specific fanfics for new fandoms I'm in but there are countless for specifically Sherlock Holmes and I'm just-

I am starved of content in so many ways

Headcanon: In an attempt to make Moon more likeable/less scary to kids, the company added the Daycare Theater, (which is obviously dark) for Moon to take the children and watch shows/movies every now and then, its typically framed in a “sneaky” way, as if they’re doing something they shouldn't be, in contrast of how he acts at nap time

this is kinda selling into the Moon is different in the day vs the night (security mode/hacked)  where he’s nicer in the daytime///

He, like Sun, really likes kids and doesn't like the fact that his programing and appearance cause most of them to fear him, so.. in any time other than “nap time” when he gets to be around children he really plays up him kindness, volume and general moral /energy, basically trying to copy Sun in any way he can, typically exhausting/overworking himself far over his own limit with his obviously less extreme personality.

Moon IS a good boy shut up >:(( /hj

I'm not visiting you in the hospital <3

Do you feel it? The burn?

Do you hear it? The screams?

You've forsaken them.

You have forsaken me.

Stop eating 50+ year old candy

I DO WHAT I WANT FART FACE <3

Now that it's officially cannon that Barbatos met Diavolo in his childhood, we now know for a fact... That man's ass is NOT. GETTING. PAID.

Skill issue