Me, An Incorrugible Monster Fucker: OK, This Villain's A Triangle For Pete's Sake, At Least He Won't

Miss Uhura, your last sub-space log contained an error in the frequencies column.

*breaks into askbox*

ahsoka S2 is in great need to present Eli Vanto my man alongside with Ahsoka and Ghost fam. now this is totally important like top priority important.

i saw that ask and i just have to say this

thank you for coming to my TED talk

*dramatic exit*

the amazingness of your ted talk makes up for the breaking and entering

(commission info // kofi support!)

So...does AEW *want* a riot? Like, was this planned, or did they just wake up like,

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

Just need to take a moment to appreciate Sting. I've loved him since I was a young child, and I still love him now--can't believe he's still in the ring, looking as strong as he is! As the fans chant to the rafters, "You still got it!!!"

Darth Maul and Eddie Brock/Venom would be smack dab in the middle.

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

These are perfection; tag yourself! I'm Illuminaughty!

I’m never recovering from these wtf alex. Also what is the United Nightmare Syndicate inc. (????) is it like an actual company or is it some sort of reference to the book (????)) HELP!!!