“i Hold On With My Stone-strong Ass.”

they should make a beer that has 50 calories and at least 8% abv and has protein in it

running a mutual aid clothing drive rn and we just finished our winter clothing drive and i got a last minute donation of men’s winter coats- which is great! men’s clothes are really hard to find especially in larger sizes like this and these items are usually the first to move when i set up for distribution.

the problem is they all REEK of cigarettes. like not a gentle tobacco smell, a DEEP smell of, like, end of the pack, straight filter kinda smoke. does anyone have any advice on getting the smell out? the items have to be boxed up for a few days while waiting for distribution if that changes anything.

it is a nearly unconquerable thing to not go back to what is bad for you when you like it. i am owed an apology and i’d like an explanation. what i get instead is the purse of your lips around a smile; a smile i have to blame on the drink in your hand because otherwise it spells disaster all over again.

all over again i’m back in your car, your arm against mine on the freeway. all over again we’re arguing about something that will be important later. right now the argument is silly and inconsequential. right now the sunroof is open and you ask me to spend the night. in the real world you offer me a shot. in the real world i say no to sharing a cigarette and i walk home drunk under the sweet, cold night.

@parallasso …do u remember this w/us lmao

Good morning to every Fated writer who wrote Velrissa, Silnan, or any variation of Br’aad with too many a’s, not enough, or the ‘ in the wrong spot :) you are the backbone of our society

hello biggayhimbo enjoyers!

new fic just went up! it’s a velrisa-centric one-shot for a transmasc vel au. it’s mainly inspired by a short-hair fanart of vel that @ttrpgenjoyer drew a little while back, so go check them out!

i’m on here <3333

Just Roll With It: "Required Reading"

The document has been compiled! A list of every fic I could think of, alongside ones that were submitted, to be added to a list of "required reading", aka the cream of the JRWI-fanfiction-crop :D

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-JRWI Required Reading-

Hello! Welcome to the document :) these fics are organized from shortest to longest, and I have provided their summaries directly quoted fro

Fics are organized from shortest to longest, with summaries provided :) if at any point you want more to be added, let me know! I'd be happy to add more whenever you'd like :D

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the world needs more gay hockey players.

this crosses my blog today of all days,,,, as i begin my annual autumn rewatch….

Rewatching jrwi the fated cause it's been a few years. I miss the absolute chaos that was the first video.

dude why is ander’s lore so acutely stupid. what do you mean he’s a

hundred and eighty-two

that’s not how nieces work.

let’s say, hypothetically, ander is a firstborn, and his parents have him at 18. when he’s 30, his parents are 48. let’s be generous and say they stop having kids at 50, and their last kid is velrisa’s dad. he grows up. let’s be generous and say he’s 30 (we see him in middle age in the clip with vel’s sister) when he has velrisa’s sister, and 35 or 40 by the time velrisa is born.

that would make ander 85-90 when velrisa is born. he promises to protect velrisa as long as he lives when she is three. that makes him 88-93 at the time she starts living with him. she is 19 at the start of the campaign- and nobody has any mentioned birthdays so let’s consider all ages static. they all were born on january 1st.

19-3 is 16, so our estimate for ander’s age becomes 101 to 106 at the time of canon. instead, he’s

a hundred and eighty two

and like. i get it. i do. bad storytelling? found in the bad storytelling place???? fork found in kitchen!!!! dick found in ass!!!!!! nobody is surprised!

but on like. a genuine level. i made the most liberal efforts possible to defend ander being

a hundred and eighty two

and it is just not making sense. like. he and vel’s dad are described as looking to be a similar age. he and vel’s dad have a close relationship soured by ander’s championship to the goddess. ander was crowned champion long before velrisa entered the picture and probably before her dad was even born. no fucking unborn baby is gonna have beef with one of their brothers finding spiritual fulfillment.

we can infer the rest of the family doesn’t have beef with it, as ander was close enough to the rest of his family to have context on velrisa’s life and curse. why the fuck is he

a hundred and eighty two.

alright my fellow crazy person @parallasso liked the post i gotta do it now he’ll theory workshop with me

been on a rlly horrible country music kick and i’ve gotta say that the temptation to revive the old-school country fated au has got me in a stranglehold. a kranglehold if you’re crass. the bayou vibes. motherfuck.