I Just Noticed That The Aroma Joe's (that Is, The Only Coffee Shop In My Hometown) Has A No Loitering

Both: a Karl Marx anime has been made and I have watched it.

(And the if marx was real thing has already been discussed, don't worry)

if marx was real what would his tumblr url be

Other than the name, this just seems like culture shock. The lighting is weird because they bought the bulbs at a store you never knew existed. The smell is some cleaning product, perfume, or spice you've just never smelled before. The music is just foreign music in a genre you've never even heard of, and there are a few thousand languages on this planet, so it's no wonder you've never heard this one. The employees are all stressed because everyone is stressed right now... or maybe they have different traditions around hospitality? Regardless, all this is pointing to their food being amazing (and even if it isn't, you have a great story).

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

Y'all need a little Jaya Juice.

See this is how we know we're going to hell. It gives future demons demon names.

Mine is Doaayel.

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

Mourning a true hero. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/last-soviet-soldiers-who-liberated-auschwitz-dies-98-n1269787?icid=recommended

NBC News

Last of Soviet soldiers who liberated Auschwitz dies at 98

“(David) Dushman was right on the front lines when the National Socialists’ machinery of murder was destroyed,” said a former head of German

Aaaaaaah I am in Existential Discomfort because I can't handle listening to people I can only T a l k and therefore I am destined to have no real friends sfhczdgfx

say chocolatine. it does not have this problem.

for the love of viennoiserie do not say chocolate croissant.

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

fact or crap zoomer edition: fax or cap

I’m free. I’ve wanted to be independent for at least 14 years.

Wait, now what?