I’m Free. I’ve Wanted To Be Independent For At Least 14 Years.

So I was in stats and there was a word problem where the teacher was the boss and liked to get wages out of a random number generator (bad idea) and some of the possible wages were obvious poverty wages ($1, $5 per hour) which we joked about. Over half the wages (taking up almost all the staff) were illegal. Next class was about giving them a raise. We could choose two options: up every wage by $10 per hour (removing the starvation wages) or double every wage (keeping $2 an hour a possibility). Apparently "you should pick the first option if you are in the lower half and pick the second one if you are in the upper half." wtf I don't want blood on my hands??? She said I was being "really nice" which is cool but it's not much to not want families to starve/go homeless???

Y'all need a little Jaya Juice.

red light district but it’s only people in traffic light fursuits

1945/10 would bash fash again

sometimes when I listen to a song I get this really high quality animated music video playing in my head and I’m like “this needs to be shared with the world but I have zero expertise in animation and this would probably take a decent size team to make so this will remain Mind Cartoon”

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

Yep! The southwest of France says chocolatine. Also in QC, so it makes more sense for Americans to learn it as chocolatine. And it has less syllables...

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

Let's go

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

it’s my 18th birthday b

this means adulting jokes are no longer ironic and are now cringe

Happy Days of the Proletariat! Upside of having May Day on a weekend: lots of people, including myself, have it off. Downside: no passing out leftist-themed trading cards or dressing up like a revolutionary for school. Oh, come on, Soviet parades were extra too...right? https://www.instagram.com/p/COWsBwBlQPN/?igshid=88pvxu2ievy8