I Would Punch The Next Guy That Made An “ass Burgers” Joke To Me Except My Hand Eye Coordination

Let's go

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

yo mama so old she uses pobediteli.ru to find hot russian singles near her

college admissions decisions pages are almost getting the same number of visits as 2020 election results tab got

Aaaah I’m normally out of the tv loop but I had no idea so many people liked the grishaverse I loved it in middle school lol

red light district but it’s only people in traffic light fursuits

I mean they kinda have to call themselves central. It wasn't like there was a clear way to distinguish west from east for like 40 years /s

honestly is there a single thing thats more hilarious than “central europeans” insisting with all their might that they are not eastern european

do not do any of these things pls thank you

Please don't be shitty like these three people are. The source of this post is the Twitter account of FayeFahrenheit.

I am doing laundry at 3:45 AM and I'm a bit scared of myself

we made it gang

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

That near-meltdown point when you feel like you can kinda control it and you ask yourself "am i here to make a scene or am i here to silently die inside"