Do Not Do Any Of These Things Pls Thank You

this reminds me of a collegehumor sketch where a guy brings a chest into the office with a bunch of fashy stuff and is like “my grandpa is a big fan of the bad guys from wolfenstein”

say chocolatine. it does not have this problem.

for the love of viennoiserie do not say chocolate croissant.

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

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Autistic characters should be played by autistic people!

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everything is a vibe if you try hard enough

Ok I know I'm drunk as fuck but when exactly do I get driver's ed drunk goggles drunk? I put those on and I couldn't see shit when we had to pick up the pennies. I swear I could pick up the pennies if we did it now. Legitimately, the only things keeping me from being unintelligible are my OCD and my SwiftKey keyboard. I've spent $55 on alcohol. When do I start acting like I'm on something harder?

Blank word document = I can now meditate on nothingness indefinitely

the french contest at school didn’t work due to tech issues and kept saying “you are not allowed to take this course” and now I’m just sitting in the gazebo outside the library bc it’s raining and existentially pondering if I am, in fact, allowed to take french

red light district but it’s only people in traffic light fursuits

you’ve heard of cookie tin sewing stuff now get ready for its junior counterpart: baby formula craft materials