Man, Jesus Really Smoked That Grave

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Earlier today, my 11 year old sister pointed at a crosswalk sign, said, "The crosswalk man understands how I feel." And then said nothing else for all of two hours. Preteens are wild.

.....this is about Despicable Me, right?

proof gru was never the problem tonight it feels so good <33

queerplatonic pandora and xenophilius that's all

AU in which Link was raised by Ganon & meets Zelda for the first time

I had fun designing emo chunibyo Link! Inspired by TOTK Ganondorf's clothes and gerudo voe outfit - Link here mainly fights with gloom sword (katana style) but it weakens him 💔

He can control gloom to a certain degree but he also... isn't immune to it so he's perpetually gloom damaged rip😂

I want him to lose his memories in a fight and get adopted by the champions, fall in love with Zelda, and defect!! Give me all the cliches!!

EDITED TO ADD:

Ganondorf is not very good in this AU!

He's a demon king in hiding, biding his time for conquest. He snatched up Link as a child & raised him to be a lonely henchman.

Ganon taught him everything Link knows (so he can be useful to Ganon) but Ganon definitely does not have Link's best interest in mind💔

There is no greater pain than handing a real Polaroid picture to someone before it's done developing, saying "keep it in the dark," and then watching them immediately accidentally bring it into full second-coming-of-Christ sunlight

I got trumpeter swan- I am a happy, happy man

I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

we've done it again folks

I cannot keep macaranaing through this