Here's More Incorrect Qoutes For @keferon Mecha Au To Fuel Everyone's Angsty Soul.

Here's more incorrect qoutes for @keferon mecha Au to fuel everyone's angsty soul.

First Aid: Can you come out?

Blurr: Yeah sure, give me a sec..

Blurr: First Aid, I'm gay

First: *visible twitching* I already know that, come out to the car

Blurr: oh..ok

Blurr: Swerve I'm gay

Swerve who is currently on his alt mode: We are literally dating!

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Prowl; You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you all even get here so fast?

Jazz: Several traffic lights

Swerve: Three counts of resisting arrest, one for each of us

Blurr: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Jazz: and that is not our car.

Deadlock who is the car: Hey Prowl

Prowl: what the frag?!

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Rodimus: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

First Aid: Damn, if people did that to each other, Vortex would've killed everyone years ago.

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Someone holding a gun to First Aid's head; what happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

First Aid: Bold of you to assume I'll go to heaven.

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Jazz: you know, Prowl, when you generalize, you tell general...lies.

Prowl: ......

Prowl: Are you trying to teach me moral lesson through puns?

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Swerve to Blurr: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Jazz from the kitchen: would you like to stay forever!?!

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Jazz: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am

Swerve first time driving an actual car: I know I should be more focus on the fact you just came out, but HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING

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Swerve: *Sneaking around the facility trying to get to Blurr*

First Aid from the distance who's high on the shit Pharma gaved him: *Watching Swerve phase through a wall* There goes my monthly does of Swerve

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Prowl: Are you crying?

Jazz, try to cut onions: No, it's just the onion, they-

Prowl grabbing the Onion with force: What the frag did you say to Jazz?

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Meanwhile, me who thought about you today and when I will finally get love binds 5 XDDDD

Love binds is still currently on the works! I honestly thought that everyone that like it decided to discard it since it was taking a while to be updated and I do think it is kinda confusing? Specially for readers who aren't on the fandoms I am in?

But yeah! sorry if it's taking a while, I can't guarantee a date when it is going to be posted-

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1 year ago

It's been so long since I posted anything, unfortunately, your neighbor here kinda got busy with school and playing minecraft.

yeeaaahhh....school has started again for me and I'm slowly making stories as much as I possible can, I don't talk much here in tumblr nor I'm online which is kinda sad since I could really use some good ol' social interaction-

oh well- anyway, I have been just busy lately, I will still post stuff, I have a ton of draft on stories I have been planning on posting here. If anyone wants to see or read some of the drafts, do tell, I can post them here-

that's all, bye, sorry if I took your time, don't forget to drink water and take care of yourself!


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4 months ago

Just a short animation. Megatron broods over the past aboard the Lost Light.

1 month ago
I Was Watching A Lot Of Prime Soundwave Clips Lately, Namely The Ones Where He Uses His Data Cables,

I was watching a lot of Prime Soundwave clips lately, namely the ones where he uses his data cables, and the thing that stands out to me the most is how they’re So incredibly snake-like, even in sound design! The best instance was the scene where he was rescuing Laserbeak and turned back to pick up a piece he missed, and the pure silence of the scene with only the eerie wind and the near silent hissing/slithering noises of the cables (especially the way they moved) was just super snake-like that I figured it’d be very cool if in a human setting he’d have snakes for his cables! Do all the decepticons get jump scared when they notice the little snakes? Maybe (yes but I doubt Shockwave did), but Soundwave never pays them any mind. Maybe he could secretly record all the reactions for himself and makes little compilations. (Starscream will hate to ever admit how startled he got) I also think Prime Soundwave’s former higher status before he stepped down, he probably has quite the good fits still

I Was Watching A Lot Of Prime Soundwave Clips Lately, Namely The Ones Where He Uses His Data Cables,

Also just the line art/sketch here cuz I really cooked I think. Maybe Predaking would love the snakes

2 years ago

Hey! I just read your part two and OH MY GOD! It was amazing, but alas I must give you an idea (sorry not sorry!). So my brain is thinking that a month passes by and everyone is missing reader but none as much as Wally, it got to the point where even Veronica is trying to find a way to bring reader back (even though Wally broke up with her for reader in the first place) but Reader ends up coming back into Welcome Home because they forgot their picture book (like those memory books full of pictures) and they run into Wally!

Work with the idea however you see fit but do tag me on part 3!!!

Thank you!!

Part 3 is already out and unfortunately, I couldn't add your idea although there will be part 4, and there is a high chance I might yonk your idea somewhere in the storyline.

Sorry for the late reply, I'm quite new to this and I don't know how to properly interact with people without thinking I messed up somewhere or thinking I made people uncomfortable-

5 months ago

The Mech Pilot Au by @keferon has me on a chokehold, so, I'mma procrastinate from writing an actual fic by just writing down incorrect quotes instead-

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Swerve: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Blur: Where were they?

Swerve: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.

Blur, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.

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Jazz: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Prowl: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Jazz: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Prowl, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Blur: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??

First Aid: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

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Prowl: Vortex isn’t answering my messages.

First Aid: Allow me.

Prowl: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Vortex: *replying to message* Hello.

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*First Aid and Jazz enter a dive bar*

First Aid: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Jazz, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.

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Blurr: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Swerve: Is that a picture of you? Blurr: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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First Aid: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Vortex: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Vortex: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

First Aid: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Vortex: …Your point?

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Jazz: First Aid is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

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Jazz: I told Swerve to grab snacks for everyone.

Blurr, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Jazz, First Aid, and Swerve raise their hands*

*Vortext from the distance,also raising his hand*

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Jazz: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Vortex: What's the surprise?

First Aid: Blood poisoning.

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Vortex: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Swerve: Why would anyone want to harm Blurr?

Vortex: Maybe because they met him?


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Hi, call me Coff, I write stories! I'm not good at it but I sure try my best! If you have any ideas, let me hear them-

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